3 Days to go.....

Absolutely. Enjoy Strasbourg.

 

Cheers. It's a cracking place. Feckin expensive though.

 

What you doing in Strasbourg cool dude?

Next signing or a G7 summit?

Hey enjoy and tell your lass there's nowt like a Strasbourg ****..

Enjoy..

 

Hello mate! Went to the European Parliament yesterday. Stunning building, as is the cathedral.

Flights and four nights in a hotel £102 each. Only downside they were from Stanstead.

Come back to the hotel already. Far to hot still, nee wind. Like sitting in a friggin oven.

 

You remember what I told you the night before I got married? Always make sure, you carry 2 dozen ice-cubes in your pocket, you neva know when you might need them. Now I can feel Blunham's face next to his screen, he's a frustrated chick ha, so back to you. How do you keep your lass cool in Strasbourg? Take her to the heights of heat and let her cool down naturally and she will think you are a star. In other words, a back scuttle, a quick flip, ankle's round your neck, another quick flip and play helicopters, make sure she is the rotor blade, otherwise you will get dizzy knowing you. Finish off with a mouth full of juices washed down with a crisp cup of twinings, 1 sugar, no milk and a sexy smile. Now I have seen your mush so roll the falsies to the left, the smile will come naturally..

Good luck mate & love ya to bits..

 

Just catching up on here and reading through the threads and I've now got my cheek stuck to the screen coz Sombrero didn't have any ice-cubes in his pocket!!

That is the weirdest ****ing sentence I've ever written in my life

What the **** Joe? Do tell

 

There's sooooo much I could have said to that....... BUT