2020/21 ‘Summer’ transfer window thread

[PINKIE]

Not been to Margate in a long while. Pretty shhite these days, but nicer the area around by the Gallery. Can't remember much about Minnis for some odd reason, that will be Birchington area. Go 20 mins further on, nice place called Joss Bay. Boozer up the top. Go check out the Spoons on the Beach in Ramsgate bro.

Used to go to Bem Bom brothers as a yoot. Catch the train down from London Bridge to Margate and spend the day in the arcades trying to chat up girls who were too old for me

 

[PINKIE]

yeah I get the awe inspiring aspect of it, absolutely...I just prefer to admire from afar.

cant do with a beach full of dickheads tbh

Mental down here at the minute bro.

But there are secret coves and special places.

 

[PINKIE]

Anyway, it's nearly midnight. Must almost be time for another HIAG flounce

 

[Spurlock]

@Hoddle is a god

usually strolls in around now

 

[PINKIE]

Im not getting on any boat in any sea without a life jacket bruv, that's like a thing right, by law?

Don't know about law, but any operator who ain't a shyster will have life jackets on board. You hiring a boat or going out on a charter ?

 

[Sucky]

Not been to Margate in a long while. Pretty shhite these days, but nicer the area around by the Gallery. Can't remember much about Minnis for some odd reason, that will be Birchington area. Go 20 mins further on, nice place called Joss Bay. Boozer up the top. Go check out the Spoons on the Beach in Ramsgate bro.

God nah we wont be anywhere near margate beachfront, my old Man used to have a bungalow in a village called monkton I'm sure that was ramsgate?

Joss Bay ill keep it in mind when was you last there? What's there?

 

[Sucky]

Don't know about law, but any operator who ain't a shyster will have life jackets on board. You hiring a boat or going out on a charter ?

Nah we got a captain and lunch all that ****.

Id never get on a boat with me and my dad at the wheel and my bro on board

 

[Sucky]

I love swimming, a lot, but like I just get over the idea of under the water something is watching me.

I hear ya. I'm that plus I know I can't swim further than 120m without drowning

 

[brb]

God nah we wont be anywhere near margate beachfront, my old Man used to have a bungalow in a village called monkton I'm sure that was ramsgate?

Joss Bay ill keep it in mind when was you last there? What's there?

What's at Joss Bay?

Nowt, fooking nice and peaceful, pub up the top and cove/beach at the bottom. But kids are off, so that's the peace fooked.

Yeah I know of Monkton, nowt more than that. If you go into Ramsgate, where the Spoons by the harbour/beach is all the beer will be cheap around there and a chippy across the road.

 

[PINKIE]

Nah we got a captain and lunch all that ****.

Id never get on a boat with me and my dad at the wheel and my bro on board

I used to know a bloke down here who had one of those little ****ing put-put boats with a small outboard and little cabin over. He used to go over to the Isles of Scilly on his own in it. No radio, no radar, nothing. It's a 29 mile stretch from Land's End across some of the most treacherous currents, where two oceans meet.

I used to ask him how the **** he didn't get lost and he told me he would just follow the passenger ship over there, and if he lost it, he'd wait for the helicopter between St mary's and Penzance to fly over. Crazy bastard.

 

[Sucky]

What's at Joss Bay?

Nowt, fooking nice and peaceful, pub up the top and cove/beach at the bottom. But kids are off, so that's the peace fooked.

Yeah I know of Monkton, nowt more than that. If you go into Ramsgate, where the Spoons by the harbour/beach is all the beer will be cheap around there and a chippy across the road.

Ill get round there and check it out, at least drive through it anyway, I need a good pub for a fresh seafood platter **** got any of them? I get spoons down here everyday if I want mate fuk that lol

 

[PINKIE]

Ill get round there and check it out, at least drive through it anyway, I need a good pub for a fresh seafood platter **** got any of them? I get spoons down here everyday if I want mate fuk that lol

Cockles, Whelks and Oysters are Kent coast specialities mate.

 

[Sucky]

I used to know a bloke down here who had one of those little ****ing put-put boats with a small outboard and little cabin over. He used to go over to the Isles of Scilly on his own in it. No radio, no radar, nothing. It's a 29 mile stretch from Land's End across some of the most treacherous currents, where two oceans meet.

I used to ask him how the **** he didn't get lost and he told me he would just follow the passenger ship over there, and if he lost it, he'd wait for the helicopter between St mary's and Penzance to fly over. Crazy bastard.

This guys been Doing it 21years, it has a radar thing like them wiked tuna boats, and apparently specialises in catching seabass and summin else skate maybe can't remember now. And we keep what we catch to take home.

 

[Sucky]

Cockles, Whelks and Oysters are Kent coast specialities mate.

I dont do oysters but I'm down with everything else. Oh and no jellied eels.

 

[brb]

Ill get round there and check it out, at least drive through it anyway, I need a good pub for a fresh seafood platter **** got any of them? I get spoons down here everyday if I want mate fuk that lol

I think the pub in Joss is called the Captain Digby. Google it. Big outside area on the cliff edge (or I think it was).

Not sure about the seafood platter. I'll Google tomorrow and see if anything stands out that I remember. I'm sure somewhere like Whitstable would do that - well popular place but name escapes me at the mo.

I need sleep now.

 

[PINKIE]

I dont do oysters but I'm down with everything else. Oh and no jellied eels.

Yeah **** jellied eels. Oysters are boss though, especially with a splash of tabasco sauce

 

[PINKIE]

This guys been Doing it 21years, it has a radar thing like them wiked tuna boats, and apparently specialises in catching seabass and summin else skate maybe can't remember now. And we keep what we catch to take home.

Sounds like a cracking day out that mate.

Seabass on the barbie in the evening with a few cold ones

 

[Sucky]

I think the pub in Joss is called the Captain Digby. Google it. Big outside area on the cliff edge (or I think it was).

Not sure about the seafood platter. I'll Google tomorrow and see if anything stands out that I remember. I'm sure somewhere like Whitstable would do that - well popular place but name escapes me at the mo.

I need sleep now.

Ta mate, night.

WHEN YOU CLOSE YOUR EYES TONIGHT YOU WILL PICTURE SUCKY SPOONING YOU WHENEVER YOU ROLL ON YOUR SIDE

 

[Sucky]

Sounds like a cracking day out that mate.

Seabass on the barbie in the evening with a few cold ones

Yeh mate I can't wait. a week away from London and the mrs with the boys

 

[PINKIE]

Ta mate, night.

WHEN YOU CLOSE YOUR EYES TONIGHT YOU WILL PICTURE SUCKY SPOONING YOU WHENEVER YOU ROLL ON YOUR SIDE