2020/21 ‘Summer’ transfer window thread

Used to go to Bem Bom brothers as a yoot. Catch the train down from London Bridge to Margate and spend the day in the arcades trying to chat up girls who were too old for me

 

Mental down here at the minute bro.

But there are secret coves and special places.

 

Anyway, it's nearly midnight. Must almost be time for another HIAG flounce

 

@Hoddle is a god

usually strolls in around now

 

Don't know about law, but any operator who ain't a shyster will have life jackets on board. You hiring a boat or going out on a charter ?

 

God nah we wont be anywhere near margate beachfront, my old Man used to have a bungalow in a village called monkton I'm sure that was ramsgate?

Joss Bay ill keep it in mind when was you last there? What's there?

 

Nah we got a captain and lunch all that ****.

Id never get on a boat with me and my dad at the wheel and my bro on board

 

I hear ya. I'm that plus I know I can't swim further than 120m without drowning

 

What's at Joss Bay?

Nowt, fooking nice and peaceful, pub up the top and cove/beach at the bottom. But kids are off, so that's the peace fooked.

Yeah I know of Monkton, nowt more than that. If you go into Ramsgate, where the Spoons by the harbour/beach is all the beer will be cheap around there and a chippy across the road.

 

I used to know a bloke down here who had one of those little ****ing put-put boats with a small outboard and little cabin over. He used to go over to the Isles of Scilly on his own in it. No radio, no radar, nothing. It's a 29 mile stretch from Land's End across some of the most treacherous currents, where two oceans meet.

I used to ask him how the **** he didn't get lost and he told me he would just follow the passenger ship over there, and if he lost it, he'd wait for the helicopter between St mary's and Penzance to fly over. Crazy bastard.

 

Ill get round there and check it out, at least drive through it anyway, I need a good pub for a fresh seafood platter **** got any of them? I get spoons down here everyday if I want mate fuk that lol

 

Cockles, Whelks and Oysters are Kent coast specialities mate.

 

This guys been Doing it 21years, it has a radar thing like them wiked tuna boats, and apparently specialises in catching seabass and summin else skate maybe can't remember now. And we keep what we catch to take home.

 

I dont do oysters but I'm down with everything else. Oh and no jellied eels.

 

I think the pub in Joss is called the Captain Digby. Google it. Big outside area on the cliff edge (or I think it was).

Not sure about the seafood platter. I'll Google tomorrow and see if anything stands out that I remember. I'm sure somewhere like Whitstable would do that - well popular place but name escapes me at the mo.

I need sleep now.

 

Yeah **** jellied eels. Oysters are boss though, especially with a splash of tabasco sauce

 

Sounds like a cracking day out that mate.

Seabass on the barbie in the evening with a few cold ones

 

Ta mate, night.

WHEN YOU CLOSE YOUR EYES TONIGHT YOU WILL PICTURE SUCKY SPOONING YOU WHENEVER YOU ROLL ON YOUR SIDE

 

Yeh mate I can't wait. a week away from London and the mrs with the boys