2020/21 ‘Summer’ transfer window thread

No way, Bruv.

I was only wumming.

I can easily see that mercenary ****er going to United.

 

Snap his hand off @Hoddle is a god

Tel's deffo frontin

 

You wanna take it bro?

 

All talk is Sucky

 

@Suckmyklopp you gonna bottle this bro?

 

Little tuss is full of **** innit, been on here non-stop for 14 days and disappears when I’ve got his nuts on my chopping board.

 

Currently a no-win situation for him now

Watch him ask brb to delete his account.

 

how bout you take it lads I'm all booked up

 

Im right here you tart

 

Shocked to see you bottle this one mate.

I thought this might be a great chance to show you did actually have some bollocks, but you’ve shat it.

Disappointed in you tbh.

 

STFU.

 

We knew bro, we all knew. At least he can stfu about it now.

 

Wheres yours bro. You don't think it's gonna happen do ya. Go on then big balls or you gonna bottle it?

 

Unlikely mate as much as you'd like that

Ill shut up when he signs obvs

 

I said, we’ll see what happens, you, told HIAG to snap his hand off and accused Tel of bluffing mate.

All mouth & no kecks you mate.

 

You and HIAG zipped up in plastic in about 6 minutes.

Enjoy your evening lads.

 

Bruv you're basically that pussy kid who likes to stir but runs home come 3pm.

Love the way your twisting it though I don't think anyone has noticed

 

Don’t cry again mate, it’s very unseemly.

You bottled it, it’s fine. It was expected.

 

Look! He’s not signing for you, we all know that.

It’s the desperate nature of your need for the dead cert news to be wrong that makes this so wum-worthy,

There’s no need to fizz and tap everyone on the shoulder with a wager, Tel.

I might rip the piss, but I’m not going to be the one to take that wager. It would be like kicking a cripple. I’m not going to do it, mate.

But that doesn’t mean I’m not going to rip the absolute piss.

 

That’s a lot of words to say that you bottled it mate.

We know anyway.