2013 Transfer Rumours

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This isnae a proper transfer rumour but it might end up one.

I'm playing at Lennoxtown next week for my work's team against an SFA select.

I'm sure the scouting team will probably be off and Lenny sunning himself somewhere by then but if you hear about a 36 yr old box to box supremo having the rule ran over him, you know who it is.

Look out for my trademark crafty nipping of a doobie during the warm up and, if it's cold, the visible breath which can be seen eminating from my anus.

I'm gonnae boss these ****s - they're all former pros apparently.

**** the SFA.
 
Biggus Diccus said:
This isnae a proper transfer rumour but it might end up one.

I'm playing at Lennoxtown next week for my work's team against an SFA select.

I'm sure the scouting team will probably be off and Lenny sunning himself somewhere by then but if you hear about a 36 yr old box to box supremo having the rule ran over him, you know who it is.

Look out for my trademark crafty nipping of a doobie during the warm up and, if it's cold, the visible breath which can be seen eminating from my anus.

I'm gonnae boss these ****s - they're all former pros apparently.

**** the SFA.
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<laugh> But i'm only 29???

I am also a proud advocate of smoking weed before playing football. Not really sure why, but some of my greatest performances have been put in whilst completely baked off my tits.

Good luck next week Bib, make sure ye get intae them <grr>
 
JiffyGurns said:
<laugh> But i'm only 29???

I am also a proud advocate of smoking weed before playing football. Not really sure why, but some of my greatest performances have been put in whilst completely baked off my tits.

Good luck next week Bib, make sure ye get intae them <grr>
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Opens the creative juices, man - lets you see the world cup pass without having to think about it.

As it's my works team, I think the pre-match bifta might need to be given a miss - I'm planning on playing in my fives league game a couple of hours after it <laugh>

#prayforbib
 
DevAdvocate said:
I was not offended, merely bored with your input which I have read a million times before from others.

I simply told you to "**** off" because i'm not in the slightest bit interested in your opinion on matters "Celtic", I suspect no one is. "**** off" was all I could be bothered typing so uninteresting was your post.

Comprende?
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Beelin!
 
Biggus Diccus said:
This isnae a proper transfer rumour but it might end up one.

I'm playing at Lennoxtown next week for my work's team against an SFA select.

I'm sure the scouting team will probably be off and Lenny sunning himself somewhere by then but if you hear about a 36 yr old box to box supremo having the rule ran over him, you know who it is.

Look out for my trademark crafty nipping of a doobie during the warm up and, if it's cold, the visible breath which can be seen eminating from my anus.

I'm gonnae boss these ****s - they're all former pros apparently.

**** the SFA.
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<laugh>
 
Tony ****inwaaaat out on loan apparently. Many rumours about a less than stellar atitooood.

Arsenal swoop with £12m for Vic.
 
Big Tom Rogne is away.

All the potential to be a top defender....hamstrings of ****e.
 
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