This isnae a proper transfer rumour but it might end up one. I'm playing at Lennoxtown next week for my work's team against an SFA select. I'm sure the scouting team will probably be off and Lenny sunning himself somewhere by then but if you hear about a 36 yr old box to box supremo having the rule ran over him, you know who it is. Look out for my trademark crafty nipping of a doobie during the warm up and, if it's cold, the visible breath which can be seen eminating from my anus. I'm gonnae boss these ****s - they're all former pros apparently. **** the SFA.
But i'm only 29??? I am also a proud advocate of smoking weed before playing football. Not really sure why, but some of my greatest performances have been put in whilst completely baked off my tits. Good luck next week Bib, make sure ye get intae them
Opens the creative juices, man - lets you see the world cup pass without having to think about it. As it's my works team, I think the pre-match bifta might need to be given a miss - I'm planning on playing in my fives league game a couple of hours after it #prayforbib
Tony ****inwaaaat out on loan apparently. Many rumours about a less than stellar atitooood. Arsenal swoop with £12m for Vic.
Thomas Rogne is still only 22 years old - you never know, he might still fulfil his potential ... with another club. Anyone know anything about Paul Dummett and Conor Newton, (Newcastle) - apparently were with St Mirren on loan ... can't say I noticed. http://sportsnewsireland.com/soccer/soccer_irish/celtic-hope-to-sign-newcastle-duo-2013-06-01/?
http://www.dailyrecord.co.uk/sport/football/football-news/celtic-target-double-swoop-ivory-1927001 [h=1]Yannick Sagbo and Brice Dja Djedje[/h] Probably untrue
SAGBO Would be good in Scrabble. Sag, Bags, Bag, Gas, Bogs, Bog etc. Dja Djedje, not so much apart from Jade and jades.
