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We announced that Slot has been appointed our new manager this afternoon this thread will follow his progress to the end of next season.

Time:2000 hrs Date: Tuesday 4 April 2023 Venue: Stamford Bridge Well we knew we were never going to get anything from the City game, would have helped if we had put in some tackles but onwards and upwards. The Garlic office has had a request from The Grim Potato Peeler for some Charley for the...

Date: Saturday 1 April 2023 Kick off: 12.30 Venue: Etihad Stadium Today's guest presenter is non other than that wise old owl Roy Hodgson, who I managed to sign up just before Crystal Palace dug him out of his armchair to manage them to the end of the season. Roy says; "I will be missing...

Wednesday: 15 March 2023 Kick off: 2000 hrs Venue: ESTADIO SANTIAGO BERNABÉU So Harry Potter was useless for away games, but I grassed him up to Ron regarding Harry's designs on Hermione and Ron kicked the sh*t out of him. Serves the specky little tw*t right. Losing the first leg 5-2 in the...

Date: Saturday 11th March 2023 Kick off: 12.30 hrs TV: BT Sport Well following the excitement of the Utd game I managed to persuade Harry Potter to do the match thread again. Harry says: "Well the Ministry of Magic have launched an investigation in case I used magic illegally for LFC to beat...

Date: Sunday 5th March 2023 Kick off time: 16.30 Location: Anfield The guest presenter for our next game is Harry Potter. Harry says "Well after a win against Wolves I expect more confidence within the Liverpool team and hopefully we will see some magic from Nunez. Manchester United are on a...

Date: 1 March 2023 Time: 2000 hrs (8pm) Venue: Anfield After the performances against Real Madrid and the mighty Crystal Palace I have struggled to get a guest presenter as people are worried their careers will be affected by association! Not so this week's guest whose reputation can't sink...

Date 21/2/23 Time 20.00 Venue Anfield The match day thread is early for this game as I will be in the Arctic Circle when it kicks off with no TV or Wifi signal. The guest presenter is Salvador Dali, a decent left back in his day playing for the surreal artists eleven with Picasso at right...

Date: Saturday 18 February 2023 Kick off:17.30, or 5.30 pm if you are a bit thick. Venue: Their ground in the centre of Newcastle. I will be on my way to the Arctic Circle to freeze my b*llocks off as the Mrs wants to see the Northern Lights, but I have tracked down a new guest presenter. non...

Date: Monday 13 February 2023 Venue: Anfield Kick Off: 8.00 PM Our guest presenter today is Linda Lovelace, a very accommodating film star. Whilst I was interviewing her she got a bit choked up. Linda says "tghjklmlrejfhvjfk, sorry I should not talk with my mouthful. This will be an...

Saturday 4/2/23 at Molineux. 3 pm kick off, or 1500 hrs if you are in the Army. Today's guest presenter is Dolly Parton, Dolly says "Why Hi y'all. Lets put the FA Cup behind us for another year and look forward to the next "soccer" game against Wolverhampton Wanderers. LFC beat them in the FA...

29/1/23 away to Brighton kick of 1.30 ITV The guest presenter this week is........Walt Disney. Walt says "The LFC performance against Chelsea was an improvement on the game against Brighton, but Thiago in particular gave the ball away to much and Gakpo proved once again he is not a CF. I...

Saturday 21/1/23 12.30 kick off. At Anfield. On BT Sport This latest matchday thread has a guest presenter, Marvin the paranoid/depressed robot from A Hitchhikers Guide To The Galaxy. After our recent run of poor results/performances Marvin considers matters can only get worse, especially...

Football's lawmakers have agreed to test kick-ins as a replacement for throw-ins to speed up the game. FIFA president Gianni Infantino announced the rule change would be tested following discussions at the 136th Annual General Meeting of the International Football Association Board, today...

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Mrs is in holiday booking mood. Wants to go on a cruise, not something that has really ever appealed to me. Has anyone here ever been on one and if so comments would be appreciated.

One of the best strikers of any generation.

Apologies it is the Daily Fail, but makes interesting reading https://www.dailymail.co.uk/sport/sportsnews/article-9821853/The-day-Englands-senior-judges-dismantled-Man-Citys-plea-hide-Premier-League-investigation.html

The season goes from bad to worse, now an LFC icon has gone. Always in the directors box for every game, usually in a cream overcoat for the winter games.