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Match Day Thread WOLVES V LIVERPOOL

Discussion in 'Liverpool' started by Garlic Klopp, Jan 30, 2023.

  1. Garlic Klopp

    Garlic Klopp Well-Known Member

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    Saturday 4/2/23 at Molineux. 3 pm kick off, or 1500 hrs if you are in the Army.

    Today's guest presenter is Dolly Parton, Dolly says

    "Why Hi y'all. Lets put the FA Cup behind us for another year and look forward to the next "soccer" game against Wolverhampton Wanderers. LFC beat them in the FA Cup after a replay and with a lot of the kids in the team.

    I said to Mr Klopp " I have a couple of great tips" he agreed, but it turned out he had misheard me!

    I think we need to play Nunez from the start as CF and put Gakpo on the left which is where he likes to be. Salah may get more space with a proper CF in the team. Midfield is a problem as Hendo, Fab, and Ox are all well past it, they are nearly as old as me for God's sake, we need to play the kids again with Kieta and Thiago, but the latter needs to look up before passing the ball.

    Anyways I think we will win this one and if Mr Klopp wants any help I can show him a cunning stunt that may assist"
     
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  2. saintKlopp

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    Can she play up top?
     
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  3. Zanjinho

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    She'd score a couple of bangers...
     
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  4. M!LK

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    She's over twice Milner's age, I'm sure she would flop without ample support.
     
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  5. moreinjuredthanowen

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    alisson
    trent konate gomez Robertson
    kieta bajectic thaigo

    please please please

    salah nunez gakpo.

    this klopp stuff of insisting point blank gakpo plays 9 is astounding me.
     
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    Your putting Salah in again now then? You said Elliott on the other thread
     
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  7. InBiscanWeTrust

    InBiscanWeTrust Rome, London, Paris, Rome, Istanbul, Madrid
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    Think they’ll be somewhere between 9 2 5 goals.
     
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  8. moreinjuredthanowen

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    Elliott concussed? 14days no?
     
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    Hadn't heard
     
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  10. InBiscanWeTrust

    InBiscanWeTrust Rome, London, Paris, Rome, Istanbul, Madrid
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    Didn’t come off concussed so unless anything’s developed in last few days
     
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  11. M!LK

    M!LK Well-Known Member

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    Yes, but will we score any in return?
     
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    Probably only chance Klopp's got of getting his hands on cups worth having.
     
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  13. RogerisontheHunt

    RogerisontheHunt Well-Known Member

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    Don't know about playing up top,

    But she's definitely got more up top than we have at the moment.
     
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  14. Zorba

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    Probably got a better Brazilian than us as well .
     
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  15. M!LK

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    You've seen how much hair she has on her head. What makes you think she has a Brazilian?
     
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    She keeps one in her basement, so to speak.
     
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    Okay it all changes now doesn’t it :)
    Second half of season and all that :)
    We going to smash em
     
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  18. M!LK

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    I am confident we will suck a little less in the next half. <ok>
     
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  19. Zorba

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    Are you allowing for injuries?
     
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  20. moreinjuredthanowen

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    Alisson
    Trent Matip Gomez Robertson
    Keita Bajcetic Thiago
    Salah Nunez Gakpo
    I mean, ok it is what it is. I hardly think this is bloody awful at the moment even with a loing injury list.

    I assume milner, henderson and say... oh i dunno elliott for gakpo or some such will be the subs.

    Carvalhjo is a maybe but i had not heard he made it.

    VVD, jota, firmino all targeting CL glory or bust.

    Diaz back later. Nobody cares about arthur.

    I mean...... we'd drop gakpo for jota and use the lad as a sub if we had the option and VVD would come in and so would konate but.... its not that far off given the midfield is dross.
     
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