Match Day Thread LIVERPOOL V WOLVES

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Garlic Klopp

Garlic Klopp

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Date: 1 March 2023
Time: 2000 hrs (8pm)
Venue: Anfield

After the performances against Real Madrid and the mighty Crystal Palace I have struggled to get a guest presenter as people are worried their careers will be affected by association! Not so this week's guest whose reputation can't sink any lower.

After a lot of pressure from me, and let's face it a bit of blackmail, Tony Blair, who allegedly used his middle names of Charles Lynton when apprehended by the police on two occasions, has agreed to be our guest.

Tony says "Liverpool have misfired a lot recently but I am sure they have some WMD's hidden away, "Invade Liverpool Now", sorry slip of the tongue there.

If Nunez is fit then he will be deadly down the centre, but again LFC's problem will be the midfield especially centre left, which is where my government should have been but Rupert Murdoch would not let me do that.

On the current form of both teams a 0-0 draw is the most likely result."

Thank you Tony, and you can stick your proposal for us all to have biometric I.D. cards where Paddy stuck his sixpence, as my dear departed Grandmother would have said.

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I recommend to our players that they don't take sleeping pills before this game. It was an interesting experiment but failed against Palace.
 
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I really hope we are not in for another sh1t show like the Palace game. It was awful to watch. Losing possession, not completing 10 yard passes and a group of players who looked like they just met in the tunnel before the game. But above all, the lethargy and lack of desire to win that has been present all season since the Fulham game. Maybe time for some more youngsters, at least they put a shift in and there are one or two knocking on the door. Not Jones though, time to shift him with the other deadwood
 
we owe these guys.

This is at home so the crowd will want to see far more.

I think personally this game will suit wolves way more to break with pace but they are absolute **** at getting their shots on target.

We gave them 2 gifts away form home then dominated them and missed 5 or 6 good chances and let them score a third late on.

We REALLY ****ING OWE THESE ****S

I was really upset by the cowardice form minute 1 v palace. I could tell we were not interested one jot.

I don't know what team should start this. I really dont. I would not risk jota midweek after getting him a game against palace. His long term recovery is most important not chasing 7th.
 
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quinneristops said:
I really hope we are not in for another sh1t show like the Palace game. It was awful to watch. Losing possession, not completing 10 yard passes and a group of players who looked like they just met in the tunnel before the game. But above all, the lethargy and lack of desire to win that has been present all season since the Fulham game. Maybe time for some more youngsters, at least they put a shift in and there are one or two knocking on the door. Not Jones though, time to shift him with the other deadwood
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there are no kids to pick.

doak was injured and only returned to action last weekend.

Ramsay is crocked.

Surely bajcetic and elliott start? I mean SURELY.

Carvalho banged klopp's dog or something. He never gets a chance.

Our best academy players are:
Davies (keeper)
Koumetio (totally inconsistent and not good enough)
Quansah (on loan)
mabaya (injured)
Cannonier (injured)
musialowski (only back fomr injury, not making it)
clark (a possible)
Bradley (loaned)
Morton (loaned)

Its the same old senior crap IMO.

Alisson
Trent Matip VVD Robertson (konate is back but needs a few days more training)
Elliott Fabinho Bajectic (its that bad I am even putting elliott at RCM)
Salah gakpo nunez (i wish we could drop salah)
 
would be happy with 4231

Alisson
trent Matip VVD Robertson
Fabinho Bajcetic
Elliott Firmino Gakpo
Nunez

Put elliott in best position of rw. Use the actual forwards available.. stick jota on for 30mins again.
 
With the ****show of a government we have now, from Brexit to curbing protests, from destroying the NHS to disenfranchising young and poor voters, from tanking the economy to polluting our rivers and seas, from far right rhetoric to putting the NI peace process at risk, I'm kind of mystified that people choose now to have a go a Blair (even if I don't agree with his proposal). He's not in government. He's not the one actively destroying the country right now.

Anyway, 2-1 us vs Wolves, we're at home.
 
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With the ****show of a government we have now, from Brexit to curbing protests, from destroying the NHS to disenfranchising young and poor voters, from tanking the economy to polluting our rivers and seas, from far right rhetoric to putting the NI peace process at risk, I'm kind of mystified that people choose now to have a go a Blair (even if I don't agree with his proposal). He's not in government. He's not the one actively destroying the country right now.

Anyway, 2-1 us vs Wolves, we're at home.
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Having a go at Blair isn't an either or it's as well as the rest of the lying corrupt bastards.
 
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