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Match Day Thread LIVERPOOL V WOLVES

Discussion in 'Liverpool' started by Garlic Klopp, Feb 25, 2023.

  1. Garlic Klopp

    Garlic Klopp Well-Known Member

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    Date: 1 March 2023
    Time: 2000 hrs (8pm)
    Venue: Anfield

    After the performances against Real Madrid and the mighty Crystal Palace I have struggled to get a guest presenter as people are worried their careers will be affected by association! Not so this week's guest whose reputation can't sink any lower.

    After a lot of pressure from me, and let's face it a bit of blackmail, Tony Blair, who allegedly used his middle names of Charles Lynton when apprehended by the police on two occasions, has agreed to be our guest.

    Tony says "Liverpool have misfired a lot recently but I am sure they have some WMD's hidden away, "Invade Liverpool Now", sorry slip of the tongue there.

    If Nunez is fit then he will be deadly down the centre, but again LFC's problem will be the midfield especially centre left, which is where my government should have been but Rupert Murdoch would not let me do that.

    On the current form of both teams a 0-0 draw is the most likely result."

    Thank you Tony, and you can stick your proposal for us all to have biometric I.D. cards where Paddy stuck his sixpence, as my dear departed Grandmother would have said.

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  2. organic red

    organic red Well-Known Member

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    Must win <diva>
     
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  3. saintanton

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    Hope we don't make such hard Labour of this one.
     
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  4. Tiresias

    Tiresias Well-Known Member

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    Why would you believe Tony Bliar?
     
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  5. SIR_KENNY_KLOPP_KING

    SIR_KENNY_KLOPP_KING Well-Known Member

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    this is a bit left field!
     
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  6. SIR_KENNY_KLOPP_KING

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    Milli/Trent will attack the right side….
     
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  7. moreinjuredthanowen

    moreinjuredthanowen Mr Brightside

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    not feeling this game.

    it was so cowardly last night the fans who travelled were absolutely shafted by that display.
     
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  8. Zanjinho

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    WMD...?
     
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  9. Tiresias

    Tiresias Well-Known Member

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    Yeah,there still looking for them.
     
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  10. Garlic Klopp

    Garlic Klopp Well-Known Member

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    Weapons of mass destruction.
     
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  11. saintanton

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    Put Blair in midfield to support the strikers.
     
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  12. Milk..

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    I recommend to our players that they don't take sleeping pills before this game. It was an interesting experiment but failed against Palace.
     
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  13. Milk..

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    Nah, Blair needs an American manager to tell him.what to do, can't think for himself.
     
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  14. quinneristops

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    I really hope we are not in for another sh1t show like the Palace game. It was awful to watch. Losing possession, not completing 10 yard passes and a group of players who looked like they just met in the tunnel before the game. But above all, the lethargy and lack of desire to win that has been present all season since the Fulham game. Maybe time for some more youngsters, at least they put a shift in and there are one or two knocking on the door. Not Jones though, time to shift him with the other deadwood
     
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  15. moreinjuredthanowen

    moreinjuredthanowen Mr Brightside

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    we owe these guys.

    This is at home so the crowd will want to see far more.

    I think personally this game will suit wolves way more to break with pace but they are absolute **** at getting their shots on target.

    We gave them 2 gifts away form home then dominated them and missed 5 or 6 good chances and let them score a third late on.

    We REALLY ****ING OWE THESE ****S

    I was really upset by the cowardice form minute 1 v palace. I could tell we were not interested one jot.

    I don't know what team should start this. I really dont. I would not risk jota midweek after getting him a game against palace. His long term recovery is most important not chasing 7th.
     
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  16. moreinjuredthanowen

    moreinjuredthanowen Mr Brightside

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    there are no kids to pick.

    doak was injured and only returned to action last weekend.

    Ramsay is crocked.

    Surely bajcetic and elliott start? I mean SURELY.

    Carvalho banged klopp's dog or something. He never gets a chance.

    Our best academy players are:
    Davies (keeper)
    Koumetio (totally inconsistent and not good enough)
    Quansah (on loan)
    mabaya (injured)
    Cannonier (injured)
    musialowski (only back fomr injury, not making it)
    clark (a possible)
    Bradley (loaned)
    Morton (loaned)

    Its the same old senior crap IMO.

    Alisson
    Trent Matip VVD Robertson (konate is back but needs a few days more training)
    Elliott Fabinho Bajectic (its that bad I am even putting elliott at RCM)
    Salah gakpo nunez (i wish we could drop salah)
     
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  17. moreinjuredthanowen

    moreinjuredthanowen Mr Brightside

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    would be happy with 4231

    Alisson
    trent Matip VVD Robertson
    Fabinho Bajcetic
    Elliott Firmino Gakpo
    Nunez

    Put elliott in best position of rw. Use the actual forwards available.. stick jota on for 30mins again.
     
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  18. Gerrardsitchyear

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    With the ****show of a government we have now, from Brexit to curbing protests, from destroying the NHS to disenfranchising young and poor voters, from tanking the economy to polluting our rivers and seas, from far right rhetoric to putting the NI peace process at risk, I'm kind of mystified that people choose now to have a go a Blair (even if I don't agree with his proposal). He's not in government. He's not the one actively destroying the country right now.

    Anyway, 2-1 us vs Wolves, we're at home.
     
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  19. Tiresias

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    Having a go at Blair isn't an either or it's as well as the rest of the lying corrupt bastards.
     
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  20. Milk..

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    If we are, I'm calling the police. 63ef4bd10d2bc_00twuiwi4yy31__700.jpg
     
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