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Who wants to invest in a property bond. It pays 8.45% pa and you can get paid quarterly as opposed to yearly. Form an orderly queue please, people.

Picks for tomorrow... 1:30 Firefox 2:10 Found A Fifty 2:50 Famous Bridge 3:30 Not So Sleepy e/w(scum) 4:10 Lossiemouth 4:50 Batman Girac 5:30 Ile Atlantique

Hiya, guise, what y'all doing pour le weekend? I am going to Ibrox for some bigotry tomorrow and then will watch Jockland beat Nigelland at rugger on the TV. At some stage over the weekend I shall be going to Top Golf, have any of you guise been to it before?

Is he any good? Seemingly we have been linked with him, although can't say I have ever heard of him.

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In taxi going to the airport now. More exciting updates to follow <party>

25% of current Premier League managers have managed Watford before. For a great prize, name them <party>

I will be drinking and watching football, rugby and maybe a bit of golf to see if any more papes snap their clubs like yesterday.

The local supermarket called Cidon sells Cadbury's Cream Eggs, get in there. On the downside, they have run out of Irn Bru. ****ers.

What are all you guise doing this fine weekend? I probably won't do much tonight and then tomorrow I am meeting somebody from The Wee Toon to watch the rugby and then on Sunday, I will take my boys out somewhere. What is on the agenda for you wee rascals?

What are you all doing on Christmas Day? Obviously Trev will waddle down the stairs to have turkey with his folks. Barrie, no doubt, will be giving Julie anal, but what else will you all be doing? Hopefully it will snow in Glasgow in the next 10 days or so, my kids have never seen snow before...

It is with a heavy heart that I have to announce that I probably won't make it to Glasgow for Christmas. Seems that the passport control people are going on strike, the useless ****s! To be fair, from what I have read, they have a legitimate excuse for going on strike. What is the word on the...

Turns out it was the store manager. @Noodles to confirm https://www.bbc.com/news/world-us-canada-63724716

I don't know how much they are in the UK, but some brands here in Spain have gone up from €0.50 to €0.75 and the big packets from €1.80 to €2.70! I can see a 10 pager coming on <party>

It was always going to happen and it seems that that time is imminent. It seems the man with tree trunks as forearms that is @Smug in Boots has caught up with me again. Because of these unfortunate events, for my own safety, I shall be moving to Majorca early in the new year.

Against my better judgment, I am going to try salmon & broccoli lasagne this evening. Anybody on here ever tried it? It has potential to be nice but it could also be as rank as Tina's fanny. I shall let you all know later. You're welcome.

Hiya guise, what are you all up to? I will be doing pretty much **** all apart from drinking beer and watching football. FTP

****in' yaaaaaaaasssssss we haven't had a weekend thread for ages. I won't do much apart from watching Rangers tomorrow lunchtime. The woman on Pointless that has taken Osman's position is thick as **** and the programme that is on before it called The Tournament or whatever is easy as ****. I...

...that Croatia was shaped so strangely.

I recently found out that Lay's owns Walkers. I thought that their logos were similar and crisps tasted similar but didn't really think anything of it. What a crazy world we live in.