Lain's Trip To Scotland

In taxi going to the airport now.


More exciting updates to follow

 

At the airport

 

Through security bought my Duty Free, seen the obligatory pape with his green and grey hoops on asleep at a table and now I am having a beer.

HWFG

 

Still having a beer, getting a bit bored in all honesty. Airports aren't as much fun as they used to be when I was very young about 20ish years ago.

FTP

 

At the gate now, there is a guy wearing a plain green t-shirt. Guess how I know he is a Celtic fan...he has a black eye the useless wee fenian bastard. Punchbags of Europe

Some life

 

Boarding now, in the queue for "speedy" boarding.

Some life right enough

 

Oooooooft might take off early, everybody on the plane.

 

Oooooooft just been asked to move to the row in front as nobody is there and it is an emergency exit row so they need somebody in the row. Extra leg room, absolute scenes

 

Not leaving early. ****ing ****e

 

*saw

 

Let's make this another 2 pager, Monny

 

A sawhorse is the past tense of seahorse.

 

No it isn't, go back to your bed. Still not taking off yet, I should have brought some cans on the plane with me

 

Ooooooft and as if by magic, we are taxiing to the runway. I should be having square sausage rolls at my mum's in under 4 hours

 

Well really...I've never been so...actually, yeas I have. Bed it is.

I was only trying to be charitable to help you in your hours of loneliness.

 

cheers mate

 

hav u took of yet m7?

 

No, still on bastard runway. Not happy

 

is it majorca 2 glasscow ?

 

guise hears monnies flight info let’s track him lol