The time has come.

[monacoger]

It was always going to happen and it seems that that time is imminent.

It seems the man with tree trunks as forearms that is @Smug in Boots has caught up with me again. Because of these unfortunate events, for my own safety, I shall be moving to Majorca early in the new year.

 

[Easter Road 1980]

??

 

[monacoger]

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Que?

 

[Saf]

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[Easter Road 1980]

What are you wittering on about, buddy?

 

[monacoger]

What are you wittering on about, buddy?

Moving to Majorca early in the new year because my missus got a job there

 

[DUNCAN DONUTS]

Moving to Majorca early in the new year because my missus got a job there

A blow job

 

[Mick O'Toon]

It was always going to happen and it seems that that time is imminent.

It seems the man with tree trunks as forearms that is @Smug in Boots has caught up with me again. Because of these unfortunate events, for my own safety, I shall be moving to Majorca early in the new year.

*Mallorca

 

[monacoger]

*Mallorca

^^^^ Spic ****tah

 

[Mick O'Toon]

^^^^ Spic ****tah

Never been,Ibiza and Alacante was the nearest I got,hope all goes well for you and family.

ps what are their buses like?

 

[monacoger]

Never been,Ibiza and Alacante was the nearest I got,hope all goes well for you and family.

ps what are their buses like?

I haven't been to Majorca for about 29 years

 

[Mick O'Toon]

I haven't been to Majorca for about 29 years

Where you in a pram the last time?

 

[Easter Road 1980]

Where you in a pram the last time?

Back of a cop car he told me.

 

[stopmeandslapme]

Never been,Ibiza and Alacante was the nearest I got,hope all goes well for you and family.

ps what are their buses like?

One of the very few places abroad I have been, the others being Wales and The North.

 

[monacoger]

Where you in a pram the last time?

Yes, hence I said 29 years, it is actually about 31 years since I have been there, but if I said that then some people wouldn't believe me that I am in my late 20s.

 

[Gambol]

One of the very few places abroad I have been, the others being Wales and The North.

Someone told me Welsh burds are durty and always up for a ride. Dunno if it's true or not.

 

[stopmeandslapme]

Someone told me Welsh burds are durty and always up for a ride. Dunno if it's true or not.

Need to go for a night out in Cardiff or Swansea, knowing my luck I'd probably get beaten up by someone who didn't like my accent.

 

[Gambol]

Need to go for a night out in Cardiff or Swansea, knowing my luck I'd probably get beaten up by someone who didn't like my accent.

I don't like your accent.

 

[stopmeandslapme]

I don't like your accent.

Glasgow's another place I'm scared to go on a night out. Been out in Edinburgh but that's full of ****s and students.

 

[Gambol]

Glasgow's another place I'm scared to go on a night out. Been out in Edinburgh but that's full of ****s and students.

Glasgow is fine. Glaswegians tend to welcome foreigners. It's each other they can't stand (huns vs tims).

Edinburgh is ****erville.

Don't go to Aberdeen, horrible place and ER lives there.

Don't go to Campbelltown, it's full of inbred horrors.