I would be happy with a point and delighted with three and a bit sad with none
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I would be happy with a point and delighted with three and a bit sad with none

Sturridge should have been an accountant... Although then he would have developed carpal tunnel.
Oooh, that's sounds harsh.There are no other careers or jobs that would permit Sturridge enough sick days or time off per/annum to do them at all
Good job there's a football club who'll let him hang around like a really elaborate dole centre and pay him to be there
There are no other careers or jobs that would permit Sturridge enough sick days or time off per/annum to do them at all
Good job there's a football club who'll let him hang around like a really elaborate dole centre and pay him to be there


What I find refreshing about Klopp is that he's not using any flannel in the post-match interviews: he knows there's work to do. He's been objectively critical: we could have done this better, we didn't do enough of that; not perfect; we're at 98% (think he's being generous there tbh).
If he took up his suitcase and ran for the hills now I wouldn't blame him, but I don't think he will![]()
Secret shopper for sports clinicThere are no other careers or jobs that would permit Sturridge enough sick days or time off per/annum to do them at all
Good job there's a football club who'll let him hang around like a really elaborate dole centre and pay him to be there
Secret shopper for sports clinic

Wouldn't be bothered about Studge had Ings been fit. Let's hope Klopp can get the best out of Benteke.
What I find refreshing about Klopp is that he's not using any flannel