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Cats are evil.
As a kid there was a scruffy horrible cat living near me , one day it came up to me like it wanted to be stroked .
The horrible **** hissed at me & dug it's claws into my hand drawing blood.

Instinctively I punted it a good 15 foot into the wooden fence.

I would never harm a dog
 
As a kid there was a scruffy horrible cat living near me , one day it came up to me like it wanted to be stroked .
The horrible **** hissed at me & dug it's claws into my hand drawing blood.

Instinctively I punted it a good 15 foot into the wooden fence.

I would never harm a dog

Did it come to one your barbecues too?
 
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As a vegetarian and someone with a social life, yes I do.

I don't go to as many fictional ones as you do though, doubt anyone does tbph.

Yeah everyone loves a person that hates the consumption of meat at a barbecue, it's brilliant that you think that having a barbecue is a crazy lie .

Or kicking cats <rofl>

I would wager 90% of people on this thread have done both things several times .
 
Toby's far leftist urban barbecue party

Tarquin

Glag you made it Tobes , we have some steaks sizzling, jerk wings & some hipster butcher bespoke sausages from Camden if you fancy a hot dog ?


Toby

The carbon footprint from the burning of coal alone is problematic & only Brexit voting far right Nazis eat meat, why don't you ****ing kill yourself ?

Tarquin

I think we have some haloumi in the fridge mate
 
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Toby's far leftist urban barbecue party

Tarquin

Glag you made it Tobes , we have some steaks sizzling, jerk wings & some hipster butcher bespoke sausages from Camden if you fancy a hot dog ?


Toby

The carbon footprint from the burning of coal alone is problematic & only Brexit voting far right Nazis eat meat, why don't you ****ing kill yourself ?

Tarquin

I think we have some haloumi in the fridge mate
The sausages would of course be halal ones made from turkey and there would be no alcohol so that the muslim guests weren't offended.
 
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We need to serve the deportation orders then put them straight in to detention while the transport is arranged. Safety first.

It's not as though they're hard to find. A ramp and a paddy wagon at the end of the march et voilá.

Ban halal and cut the benefits they'd starve or go home.

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