Thomas Tuchel

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And now a question about signing the national anthem. There's so many interesting questions that could be asked but nope. The English press are a cancer.
****ing typical isn’t it!

We are the media, we know your managing England, what are your plans for the upcoming tournaments?

or

“Here, as you’re a German, are you going to sing the national anthem”

who gives a flying ****!
 
And now a question about signing the national anthem. There's so many interesting questions that could be asked but nope. The English press are a cancer.

I'm English and I adore and am incredibly proud of England's storied history and culture but I would never sing that national anthem.

It's great that it's a point of pride for some but it gives me ****ing nausea.
 
What....none of them?
No, just the older ones I meet when I’m on holiday.
Little do they know but the lady I’m with speaks fluent German, “ she is German <laugh> “ but when I try to ask for something the old bastards talk to each other in German and say some bad things not realising Claudia works for the German Government and tells them she is going to get them the sack from their jobs.
She could but she doesn’t, but it’s nice watching them s hit themselves <laugh><laugh>
 
No, just the older ones I meet when I’m on holiday.
Little do they know but the lady I’m with speaks fluent German, “ she is German <laugh> “ but when I try to ask for something the old bastards talk to each other in German and say some bad things not realising Claudia works for the German Government and tells them she is going to get them the sack from their jobs.
She could but she doesn’t, but it’s nice watching them s hit themselves <laugh><laugh>
Presumably you've provoked this response from them by going on a Carling-fuelled rampage through Wiesbaden Town centre in your Union Jack boxers, calling their good German lager pisswater, and urinating on a picture of David Hasselhoff? <whistle>
 
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Gun to your head which is better:

England Fan A
I don't like Tuchel managing England because he is German, also something to do with of world war 2.

England Fan B
I love Germans and Germany and collect memorabilia from world war 2, especially on the axis side, I also have a small mustache. More Germans in England! Bring the countries together!
 
Presumably you've provoked this response from them by going on a Carling-fuelled rampage through Wiesbaden Town centre in your Union Jack boxers, calling their good German lager pisswater, and urinating on a picture of David Hasselhoff? <whistle>

Not sure, but that might have been me. But if someone else wants to take the blame.....
(Joke)