Off Topic Just for Mr RAWhite
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John Mousinho (Pompey manager) has been caught driving through Portsmouth at 90mph by the old bill.
When questioned he said that he would do anything for 3 points at the moment.
When questioned he said that he would do anything for 3 points at the moment.
I've opened a new club North East Branch anyone want to join
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Oldie but goodie.
The wife said to me today, "You never look at me any more."
I said, "Yes I do."
She said, "Tell me then, what's different today?"
"You've had a haircut," I replied.
"No!" she said.
I tried again, New shoes! Again, No. Erm,You've lost weight!
She said "See I told you."
" Ah yes a new dress!" I cried.
"No, I told you, you never look at me."
" O.K. you win. What is it? I said.
She sobbed and said, "I'm wearing a f*cking gas mask."
The wife said to me today, "You never look at me any more."
I said, "Yes I do."
She said, "Tell me then, what's different today?"
"You've had a haircut," I replied.
"No!" she said.
I tried again, New shoes! Again, No. Erm,You've lost weight!
She said "See I told you."
" Ah yes a new dress!" I cried.
"No, I told you, you never look at me."
" O.K. you win. What is it? I said.
She sobbed and said, "I'm wearing a f*cking gas mask."
Me and my wife were both a bit worse for wear last night when she said, "Ive got a surprise for you..."
A few moments later she emerged from the bathroom, naked, "Fancy trying some anal?" She asked seductively.
"No, thanks," I replied, "I'm not that drunk."
"Suit yourself." She said as she waddled back out with her 12 inch strap on.
A few moments later she emerged from the bathroom, naked, "Fancy trying some anal?" She asked seductively.
"No, thanks," I replied, "I'm not that drunk."
"Suit yourself." She said as she waddled back out with her 12 inch strap on.
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Who is this evil person 
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