Off Topic Just for Mr RAWhite
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VAR at Luton will basically just be the referee walking into one of the attached houses and asking them to rewind the match in Sky+
BREAKING: Mauricio Pochettino has signed a contract with Chelsea that runs until December 2023, at which point Frank Lampard will replace him on an interim basis.
Can’t imagine it looking much better if it was black mind
Why do they say amen instead of awoman at the end of a song
Cause there hymns not hers
Cause there hymns not hers
We started a business selling sunblock made from our own recipe .
We had a media launch, with all the family using it, but it totally failed to work ...
.... red faces all round
We had a media launch, with all the family using it, but it totally failed to work ...
.... red faces all round
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I viewed a woman's profile on a dating site back in the day . . . .
Blonde, 33, from London, great Personality, 5ft 3 green eyes.
Don't get me wrong, I like short girls, but 3 green eyes !
Blonde, 33, from London, great Personality, 5ft 3 green eyes.
Don't get me wrong, I like short girls, but 3 green eyes !
An 80-year-old man goes for a medical, and all of his tests come back with normal results.
The doctor says, 'Everything looks great, George. How are you doing mentally and emotionally . . . .
are you at peace with God ?'
George replies, 'God and I are tight.
He knows that I have poor eyesight, so he's fixed it so when I get up in the middle of the night to have a wee, ****, the light goes on.
When I'm done, ****, the light goes off.'
'Wow, that's incredible,' the doctor says.
A little later in the day, the
Doctor calls George's wife.
'Ethel,' he says, 'George is doing fine, but I had to call you because I'm in awe of his relationship with God.
Is it true that he gets up during the night and ****, the light goes on in the bathroom, and when he's done, ****,
the light goes off ?'
'Oh my God !' Ethel exclaims . . . . he's pissing in the fridge again'
The doctor says, 'Everything looks great, George. How are you doing mentally and emotionally . . . .
are you at peace with God ?'
George replies, 'God and I are tight.
He knows that I have poor eyesight, so he's fixed it so when I get up in the middle of the night to have a wee, ****, the light goes on.
When I'm done, ****, the light goes off.'
'Wow, that's incredible,' the doctor says.
A little later in the day, the
Doctor calls George's wife.
'Ethel,' he says, 'George is doing fine, but I had to call you because I'm in awe of his relationship with God.
Is it true that he gets up during the night and ****, the light goes on in the bathroom, and when he's done, ****,
the light goes off ?'
'Oh my God !' Ethel exclaims . . . . he's pissing in the fridge again'
Every time your up at court, your putting your fate in the hands of 12 people who weren't smart enough to get out of jury duty.
