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  1. Gil T Azell

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    I like to have a cigarette after a good meal.

    Thanks to my wife I don't smoke.
     
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    Not sure to laugh or cry?
     
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    I always laugh when animals take revenge <laugh>
     
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    What did Obi Wan say when Luke was having problems eating in a Chinese restaurant
    Use the fork
     
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    "Mummy, when you were away at work a strange lady came around"

    "Not now," says Mummy. "Wait until Daddy gets home."

    So they wait until Daddy gets home, and then Mummy says "Now dear, what were you saying about Daddy and the strange lady?"

    And Daddy starts to say something but Mummy says, "You keep quiet - I'll be talking to my attorney in the morning. Carry on, dear."

    "Well," says the little girl, "Daddy told me to stay downstairs while they went upstairs, but I followed them without Daddy seeing me, and I saw them hugging and kissing at the top of the stairs. Then they went into your bedroom and shut the door, but I went up and looked through the keyhole."

    "Clever girl," purrs Mummy. "What could you see through the keyhole?"

    "I saw them hugging and kissing some more, and then they started to take each other's clothes off, and they carried on until they had nothing on, and then the lady got on the bed and Daddy got on top of her."

    "Yes?" says Mummy. "And then what happened?"

    "Then they did what you and Uncle Jack did when Daddy was in Vancouver last year," says the little girl confidently.
     
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    A housewife had a lover during the day, while her husband is at work, unaware that her 9 year old son was hiding in the cupboard.
    Her husband came home unexpectedly, so she hid her lover in the cupboard.
    The boy now has company.
    Boy: "Dark in here."
    Man: "Yes it is."
    Boy: "I have a baseball."
    Man: "That's nice."
    Boy: "Want to buy it?"
    Man: "No, thanks."
    Boy: "My dad's outside."
    Man: "OK, how much?"
    Boy: "£250."
    In the next few weeks, it happens again that the boy and his mam's lover are in the closet together.
    Boy: "Dark in here."
    Man: "Yes, it is."
    Boy: "I have a baseball glove."
    Man: "That's nice."
    Boy: "Want to buy it?"
    Man: "No, thanks."
    Boy: "I'll tell."
    Man: "How much?"
    Boy: "£750."
    Man: "Fine."
    A few days later, the father says to the boy "Grab your glove. Let's go outside and play baseball" The boy says, "I can't. I sold them." The father asks, "How much did you sell them for ?" The son says "£1,000."
    The father says "That's terrible to over-charge your friends like that. That is much more than those two things cost. I'm going to take you to church and make you confess."
    They go to church and the father alerts the priest and makes the little boy sit in the confession booth and closes the door. The boy says, "Dark in here." The priest says "Don't start that again."
     
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