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The Recess is an adjournment of business set in the Westminster calendar as beginning 21st July. You may recall what happened when he tried to prorogue Parliament early. He will probably not be able to call a General Election in the middle of summer either with a huge majority as he requires the monarch’s permission to dissolve Parliament and several precedents exist for it not being allowed.

Boris is not going to be quitting because he is a narcissist who, in his own mind, is some sort of Churchillian figure. Margaret Thatcher resigned when several long-standing reliable ministers told her that she could not win a leadership vote. Boris has surrounded himself with sycophants that he deemed would be no threat to his position. Ultimately this has destroyed his government as it fails to deliver on policy and has even failed to complete his key election pledge, “Get Brexit Done”.

Once Parliament has risen for the summer, both the Conservatives and Labour might be leaderless.

There was an article in the Telegraph last week about how the Tories were plotting to get rid of Boris. The 1922 Committee, which controls leadership elections, is up for re-election and supporters of the likes of Jeremy Hunt are planning to stuff it with anti-Boris MPs. They can then add a new rule that will force a leadership election if the Committee receives more than 25 per cent letters of no confidence and will not be time limited. Since more than 40 per cent of MPs voted against Boris last time, getting 25 per cent to force a new vote should be no problem.

So Dead Man Walking Johnson will be gone in a couple of months as well as Charisma-less Starmer. That will probably still leave us with two parties that no-one wants to elect.

So let me get this right, those clever Tories, 3 weeks after a vote of confidence was passed, and before the Pincher scandal, decide to plot to oust him by getting another confidence vote by changing the rules so that even LESS MPs put in letters than those who had failed to dethrone him.

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOKKKKKKKK.
 
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It goes to show only that you are a Stupid ****. You voted for the worst PM in British history became you are a gormless brainwashed brain dead flag shagging ****wit.

You deserve everything you get, but the rest of us don’t, so please remember to wear your special **** Hat when you go out in public, so passers by can pelt you with rotten fruit and dogshit. You stupid ****.
You think people vote for PMs?
You talk of flag shagging, have you seen how people react to their flag in every other country in the world? have you ever seen the amount of EU FLAGS fluttering around?

Explain what a flag shagger is please.
 
What most of them don't seem to understand is that we might actually get a real PM now leaving Starmer up **** creek.

I've said a few times i would love moggie to get the job, not because i think he would be mouch good at it but for the pure bantz with some of his answers to questions <laugh>


****ing hell. Are you for real? Lord ****ing Fauntleroy, for ****s n giggles? Gtfo.
 
You think people vote for PMs?
You talk of flag shagging, have you seen how people react to their flag in every other country in the world? have you ever seen the amount of EU FLAGS fluttering around?

Explain what a flag shagger is please.


Seems you need everything explained to you. I suggest that either you learn to keep up, or get yourself another hobby - trainspotting perhaps, or collecting bus tickets. Because quite frankly, when it comes to being a smartarse you’re simply not much ****ing cop, old chum.
 
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It goes to show only that you are a Stupid ****. You voted for the worst PM in British history became you are a gormless brainwashed brain dead flag shagging ****wit.

You deserve everything you get, but the rest of us don’t, so please remember to wear your special **** Hat when you go out in public, so passers by can pelt you with rotten fruit and dogshit. You stupid ****.

Nice try junkie boy, I did not vote for Boris <ok>
 
Just a phrase that caught your imagination on a meme?

Go on, tell me what a flag shagger is :emoticon-0105-wink:


Flag shagger; proper noun; Daily Mail reading spanner who ****s off at the thought of Priti Patel sending immigrants to Rwanda, then wipes his cock on a Union Jack sock. That do you?