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Discussion in 'General Chat' started by HRH Custard VC, Apr 12, 2022.

  1. Treble

    Treble Keyser Söze

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    So let me get this right, those clever Tories, 3 weeks after a vote of confidence was passed, and before the Pincher scandal, decide to plot to oust him by getting another confidence vote by changing the rules so that even LESS MPs put in letters than those who had failed to dethrone him.

    OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOKKKKKKKK.
     
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  2. FosseFilberto

    FosseFilberto Pizzeria Superiore and some ...
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  3. Diego

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    You think people vote for PMs?
    You talk of flag shagging, have you seen how people react to their flag in every other country in the world? have you ever seen the amount of EU FLAGS fluttering around?

    Explain what a flag shagger is please.
     
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  4. Archers Road

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    ****ing hell. Are you for real? Lord ****ing Fauntleroy, for ****s n giggles? Gtfo.
     
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  5. Diego

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    Yep, your reaction just makes my point <laugh>
     
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  6. Archers Road

    Archers Road Urban Spaceman

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    Seems you need everything explained to you. I suggest that either you learn to keep up, or get yourself another hobby - trainspotting perhaps, or collecting bus tickets. Because quite frankly, when it comes to being a smartarse you’re simply not much ****ing cop, old chum.
     
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  7. Diego

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    So no explanation of flag shagger then?
     
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  8. Archers Road

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    I’m simply dumbstruck by the unfathomable depth of your idiocy, how the **** do you think that possibly reflects well on you?
     
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  9. Diego

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    Just a phrase that caught your imagination on a meme?

    Go on, tell me what a flag shagger is :emoticon-0105-wink:
     
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  10. Archers Road

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    What? Definition of gormless imbecilic **** who can’t grasp the implications of his own stupidity? All over this thread mate, every evening at about this hour.
     
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  11. Star of David Bardsley

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  12. HRH Custard VC

    HRH Custard VC National Car Park Attendant

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    Nice try junkie boy, I did not vote for Boris <ok>
     
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  13. Star of David Bardsley

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    You forgot how to write an ‘X’.
     
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  14. Treble

    Treble Keyser Söze

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  15. HRH Custard VC

    HRH Custard VC National Car Park Attendant

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    I had help
     
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  16. Diego

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    Just say your not sure, nobody will laugh at you.
     
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  17. Archers Road

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    Flag shagger; proper noun; Daily Mail reading spanner who ****s off at the thought of Priti Patel sending immigrants to Rwanda, then wipes his cock on a Union Jack sock. That do you?
     
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  18. Archers Road

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    No one will laugh at you either, because you’re not ****ing funny.
     
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  19. Diego

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    Have you ever thought of enrolling for Anger Management Therapy old man?

    Oh dear oh dear oh dear <laugh>
     
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