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Teacher: 'whoever answers my next question, can go home'
Little Johnny throws his bag out the window.
Teacher: 'who just threw that?'
Johnny: 'Me! I'm going home now'
I was explaining to my wife last night that when you die you get reincarnated but must come back as a different creature.
She said she would like to come back as a cow.
I said: "You obviously haven't been listening.