Teacher: 'whoever answers my next question, can go home' Little Johnny throws his bag out the window. Teacher: 'who just threw that?' Johnny: 'Me! I'm going home now'
I was explaining to my wife last night that when you die you get reincarnated but must come back as a different creature. She said she would like to come back as a cow. I said: "You obviously haven't been listening.
The dog section of our local police have abandoned the search for a missing man ... ... they've said they'll only resume searching if they get new leads.