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Gil T Azell

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I was chatting to a girl in a bar when I leaned in and said, "I've got something to tell you, c*nt , sh*t , f*ck , b*llocks."
"You've got Tourettes?" she frowned.
I said, "No! My wife's just walked in.

 

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MrRAWhite

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I’m doing a quiz and need some help... I know Henry VIII had 6 wives - There was Catherine of Aragon, Anne Boleyn, Anne of Cleves, Catherine Howard, Catherine Parr but, for the life of me, I can’t remember the surname of the one called Jane....See more

 

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Makemstine Roger

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Murphy says to Paddy, "Why are you doin' talkin into an envelope?" "Isn't it obvious, I'm sending a voicemail.

Paddy says "Mick, I'm thinking of buying a Labrador.” Blow that" says Mick, “have you seen how many of their owners go blind?"

 

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Makemstine Roger

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Makemstine Roger

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The female ref has pulled a red card out of her shorts.

Hang on, that's not a card

 

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Makemstine Roger

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Statistically, 6 out of 7 dwarfs are not Happy.

 

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Makemstine Roger

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The wife has been missing a week now. Police said to prepare for the worst. So I have been to the charity shop to get all her clothes back.

 

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Makemstine Roger

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When I was in the pub I heard a couple of plonkers saying that they wouldn't feel safe on an aircraft if they knew the pilot was a woman. What a pair of sexists. I mean, it's not as if she'd have to reverse the bloody thing!

 

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Gil T Azell

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Gil T Azell

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Gillian Anderson as Thatcher is one of the most confusing w*nks I've ever had

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