I just killed a huge spider crawling across the floor with my shoe.
I don't care how big the spider is, no one nicks my fkn shoe!
I don't care how big the spider is, no one nicks my fkn shoe!
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As I stood swaying from side to side at the British Airways ticket desk last night, the guy looked at me and said, "Can I help?"
"Yes," I slurred, unzipping my superman costume and pulling my wallet out, "One ticket to Amsterdam please."
"You're unable to fly, sir." he replied, "You're far too drunk."
I said, "I know mate, that's why I'm getting a plane.
"Yes," I slurred, unzipping my superman costume and pulling my wallet out, "One ticket to Amsterdam please."
"You're unable to fly, sir." he replied, "You're far too drunk."
I said, "I know mate, that's why I'm getting a plane.
For the motorbikers amongst us, these fellas are, well, not bad...
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That looks ****ing awesome!!!
BLOOD BOILING
No wonder this country is in a mess...and they go on about raising taxes...
https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-54974373
No wonder this country is in a mess...and they go on about raising taxes...
https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-54974373
Reminds me of the Seaborne Freight contract in 2018, mind you that was only £14m and to be fair the contract was withdrawn. I hate to think how much money gets swallowed up each year in 'fees', failed contracts and the like. Probably best not to know...
The whole world is ****ing bent. Only the silly ****s who keep their noses clean like us normal folk suffer. It doesn't matter if you are some ****er from godknows where or a fiddling government arsehole, this country will always look after the dishonest ****ers.
It's been a **** day.
It's been a **** day.
Two questions I’d like to ask
1/ is this an inside job ?
2/ surely they can be tracked so no use to anyone ?
£5million worth of Apple products stolen in lorry heist
It happened on the slip road of a motorway
A lorry driver and security guard have been tied up after a heist saw £5million pounds of Apple products stolen.
Products stolen from the lorry included Apple Watches, iPhone 11s, AirPods, and iPads. The vehicle was parked up just off the M1 in Northamptonshire when the robbery happened, reports NorthantsLive.
The incident took place on the southbound slip road at Junction 18 of the motorway, between 7.45pm and 8pm on Tuesday, November 10.
It was driven to Eldon Close in Crick, where the offenders transferred the trailer on to an awaiting truck, and drove off leaving the lorry driver and security guard behind.
Fishy !!!!!!
1/ is this an inside job ?
2/ surely they can be tracked so no use to anyone ?
£5million worth of Apple products stolen in lorry heist
It happened on the slip road of a motorway
A lorry driver and security guard have been tied up after a heist saw £5million pounds of Apple products stolen.
Products stolen from the lorry included Apple Watches, iPhone 11s, AirPods, and iPads. The vehicle was parked up just off the M1 in Northamptonshire when the robbery happened, reports NorthantsLive.
The incident took place on the southbound slip road at Junction 18 of the motorway, between 7.45pm and 8pm on Tuesday, November 10.
It was driven to Eldon Close in Crick, where the offenders transferred the trailer on to an awaiting truck, and drove off leaving the lorry driver and security guard behind.
Fishy !!!!!!
That's a hell of a lot of jars of apple sauce or bottles of apple juice.
Stolen from the cider the road.
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