Coronavirus

Quesadaad · Apr 13, 2020

FosseFilberto said:
Latest 'recovery' figures show just how ****ing inept the Government's response has been ... Germany has had 127k infected and has an over 50% recovery rate ... we have 85k infected but our recovery rate is 0.3% ... wow

France (134k 21%), Italy (156k 22%) and Spain (167k 37%) ... all way better than ours too

Am I reading this right?
So if 1000 contract coronavirus, only 3 will recover?
Sounds a bit off to me that mate.

FosseFilberto · Apr 13, 2020

Tobes said:
It’s due to the lack of retesting of recovered patients fella.

So our real recovery rate should be a lot higher? ... if so, thank ****.

FosseFilberto · Apr 13, 2020

Quesadaad said:
Am I reading this right?
So if 1000 contract coronavirus, only 3 will recover?
Sounds a bit off to me that mate.

Scared me too... but Tobes might have an explanation ... but the figures come from the BBC live feed ... check 9:48 am

FosseFilberto · Apr 13, 2020

In fairness the article says that "... only 0.3% have so far recovered"

Quesadaad · Apr 13, 2020

FosseFilberto said:
Scared me too... but Tobes might have an explanation ... but the figures come from the BBC live feed ... check 9:48 am

Yeah just had a look on bbc website.
Very poorly written imo. Needs a bit more info behind it.

Saf · Apr 13, 2020

We’ll never the true recovery rate because we’ll never know how many people have been infected. These recovery rates could just be for patients in ICU? Not that would make the UK’s 0.3% any more believable.

Stan · Apr 13, 2020

Inevitably that orange moron is now turning on Fauci. He also spent yesterday evening tweeting about what a brilliant job he was doing and how he reacted to the virus quicker than anyone. The guy who called it a hoax.

Looney Leftie · Apr 13, 2020

Simple Saffy said:
We’ll never the true recovery rate because we’ll never know how many people have been infected. These recovery rates could just be for patients in ICU? Not that would make the UK’s 0.3% any more believable.

We will have a very good idea how many have been infected. Antibody tests across a sample of the population will give the answer.

It's already been done in a town in Lombardy where 70% were found to have had the virus and a region of Germany where 15% have had it.

Ignoring the nonsense recovery rate figures, we know how deadly this is so everyone else infected must've recovered or shown no symptoms.

Figures at the moment put death rate at 0.3-.06% for countries catching infection early and preventing spread to vulnerable groups. 2-4% for countries whose healthcare systems are overwhelmed.

Tobes · Apr 13, 2020

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Archers Road · Apr 13, 2020

FosseFilberto said:
Yes mate it really is ... go and have a look at the BBC live feed 9:48 am ... no need to apologise mind

That can’t be right mate.

Looney Leftie · Apr 13, 2020

Score over 8 and you won't be given access to ICU .

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FosseFilberto · Apr 13, 2020

Archers Road said:
That can’t be right mate.

It's what the article says ...

Archers Road · Apr 13, 2020

FosseFilberto said:
It's what the article says ...

I’ve just looked mate. They must’ve changed it now, it says data for the UK is not available.

FosseFilberto · Apr 13, 2020

Archers Road said:
I’ve just looked mate. They must’ve changed it now, it says data for the UK is not available.

Wow!! ... they ****ing have too!!! Must be because people like me read it and went WTF!!! <yikes>

afcftw · Apr 13, 2020

Looney Leftie said:
Score over 8 and you won't be given access to ICU .

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Where did you get that from?

PINKIE · Apr 13, 2020

Looney Leftie said:
Score over 8 and you won't be given access to ICU .

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That makes it all very stark.

I spoke to a GP friend at the start of all of this who was drawing up protocols for who gets oxygen and who doesn't. Hideous decision making. Whilst most of us only have to make the decision to go up the shop or bake some bread at home instead.

FosseFilberto · Apr 13, 2020

PISKIE said:
That makes it all very stark.

I spoke to a GP friend at the start of all of this who was drawing up protocols for who gets oxygen and who doesn't. Hideous decision making. Whilst most of us only have to make the decision to go up the shop or bake some bread at home instead.

I'd go up the shop if I were you mate <whistle>

aberdude · Apr 13, 2020

Looney Leftie said:
May as well scrap anti-biotics now.

Most eat antibiotics through the food we put in us dude so they ain't as effective as you imagine

afcftw · Apr 13, 2020

PISKIE said:
That makes it all very stark.

I spoke to a GP friend at the start of all of this who was drawing up protocols for who gets oxygen and who doesn't. Hideous decision making. Whilst most of us only have to make the decision to go up the shop or bake some bread at home instead.

I’m curious what the source of that photo is as it has the NHS logo rather than a trust logo but as far as I’m aware the NHS has decided not to release national guidance but instead to ask for local decisions to be made in relation to who gets treatment and what type.

Star of David Bardsley · Apr 13, 2020

aberdude said:
Most eat antibiotics through the food we put in us dude so they ain't as effective as you imagine

What?

Coronavirus

Boris...

should completely lock us down immediately and fook up all our Christmas'

let the bodies stack high

lock us down from the 29th to fook up Treble's plans

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