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  1. FedLadSonOfAnfield

    FedLadSonOfAnfield Lad

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    Yeh when i play tennis in summer there's these little black flies or flying ants around the courts that get my legs sometimes (not horse flies for you experts out there). It's never been send you to hospital bad for me, but they can ****ing ache and itch if it's a particularly bad one and when you've been lying down and stand up it's horrendous. Got a mate who had to go and A&E with one that ended up like a tennis ball though
     
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    FedLadSonOfAnfield, Nov 22, 2016
  2. Garlic Klopp

    Garlic Klopp Well-Known Member

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    Did you play with him
     
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  3. Milk not bear jizz

    Milk not bear jizz Grasser-In-Chief

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  4. moreinjuredthanowen

    moreinjuredthanowen Mr Brightside

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    Nhs money in action.

    Be pleased that when brexit occurs your wait will be eliminated with the 350mil extra a week.
     
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    moreinjuredthanowen, Nov 22, 2016
  5. saintanton

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    Another 10 years and there won't be any NHS.
     
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    saintanton, Nov 22, 2016
  6. moreinjuredthanowen

    moreinjuredthanowen Mr Brightside

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    Yes no need cos of the social utopia ending all disease (but only in uk and selected commonwealth counteies)
     
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    moreinjuredthanowen, Nov 22, 2016
  7. astro

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    Fixed <ok>
     
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  8. FedLadSonOfAnfield

    FedLadSonOfAnfield Lad

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    No. He got bit by a flying biting beastie and had some sorta not normal reaction

    The handle end of a racquet does have other non-tennis applications though
     
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    FedLadSonOfAnfield, Nov 23, 2016
  9. Milk not bear jizz

    Milk not bear jizz Grasser-In-Chief

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    Anal insertion?
     
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    Milk not bear jizz, Nov 23, 2016
  10. Red Hadron Collider

    Red Hadron Collider The Hammerhead

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    Another trip to the quack this morning. My leg was pissing clear fluid last night and had developed an open sore. I thought I'd be in for I/V antibiotics, but got frusemide instead <laugh>
     
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  11. saintanton

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    Got through some what?
     
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  12. Garlic Klopp

    Garlic Klopp Well-Known Member

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    Shame<laugh>
     
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    Garlic Klopp, Nov 23, 2016
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    Garlic Klopp Well-Known Member

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  14. Garlic Klopp

    Garlic Klopp Well-Known Member

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    You will be pissing constantly with them, very strong diuretic
     
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    Garlic Klopp, Nov 23, 2016
  15. saintanton

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    He'll be cocking his leg up all over the show.
     
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    saintanton, Nov 23, 2016
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  16. Red Hadron Collider

    Red Hadron Collider The Hammerhead

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    You missed the ****ing point back there <doh>
     
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    Red Hadron Collider, Nov 23, 2016
  17. Zingy

    Zingy #ziggywould

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    please log in to view this image
     
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    Zingy, Nov 23, 2016
  18. Tobes

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    A bloke I knew had something similar, he was in agony with it, but the pain soon subsided when he died of septicaemia <ok>
     
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    Tobes, Nov 23, 2016
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  19. Red Hadron Collider

    Red Hadron Collider The Hammerhead

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    Thanks for the positive mental spin on this, you stinking bitter blue ****e **** hound <ok>
     
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  20. Milk not bear jizz

    Milk not bear jizz Grasser-In-Chief

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    Can I suggest excessive quantities of alcohol as a cure for your bug bite?


    Worth a try.
     
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    Milk not bear jizz, Nov 25, 2016
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