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  1. FedLadSonOfAnfield

    FedLadSonOfAnfield Lad

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    Yeh when i play tennis in summer there's these little black flies or flying ants around the courts that get my legs sometimes (not horse flies for you experts out there). It's never been send you to hospital bad for me, but they can ****ing ache and itch if it's a particularly bad one and when you've been lying down and stand up it's horrendous. Got a mate who had to go and A&E with one that ended up like a tennis ball though
     
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  2. Garlic Klopp

    Garlic Klopp Well-Known Member

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    Did you play with him
     
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  3. Milk not bear jizz

    Milk not bear jizz Grasser-In-Chief

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  4. moreinjuredthanowen

    moreinjuredthanowen Mr Brightside

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    Nhs money in action.

    Be pleased that when brexit occurs your wait will be eliminated with the 350mil extra a week.
     
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  5. saintanton

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    Another 10 years and there won't be any NHS.
     
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  6. moreinjuredthanowen

    moreinjuredthanowen Mr Brightside

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    Yes no need cos of the social utopia ending all disease (but only in uk and selected commonwealth counteies)
     
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    Fixed <ok>
     
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  8. FedLadSonOfAnfield

    FedLadSonOfAnfield Lad

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    No. He got bit by a flying biting beastie and had some sorta not normal reaction

    The handle end of a racquet does have other non-tennis applications though
     
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  9. Milk not bear jizz

    Milk not bear jizz Grasser-In-Chief

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    Anal insertion?
     
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  10. Red Hadron Collider

    Red Hadron Collider The Hammerhead

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    Another trip to the quack this morning. My leg was pissing clear fluid last night and had developed an open sore. I thought I'd be in for I/V antibiotics, but got frusemide instead <laugh>
     
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  11. saintanton

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    Got through some what?
     
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  12. Garlic Klopp

    Garlic Klopp Well-Known Member

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    Shame<laugh>
     
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  13. Garlic Klopp

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    Garlic Klopp Well-Known Member

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    You will be pissing constantly with them, very strong diuretic
     
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  15. saintanton

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    He'll be cocking his leg up all over the show.
     
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  16. Red Hadron Collider

    Red Hadron Collider The Hammerhead

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    You missed the ****ing point back there <doh>
     
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  17. Zingy

    Zingy #ziggywould

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    please log in to view this image
     
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  18. Tobes

    Tobes Warden Forum Moderator

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    A bloke I knew had something similar, he was in agony with it, but the pain soon subsided when he died of septicaemia <ok>
     
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  19. Red Hadron Collider

    Red Hadron Collider The Hammerhead

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    Thanks for the positive mental spin on this, you stinking bitter blue ****e **** hound <ok>
     
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  20. Milk not bear jizz

    Milk not bear jizz Grasser-In-Chief

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    Can I suggest excessive quantities of alcohol as a cure for your bug bite?


    Worth a try.
     
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