The Christmas Thread

[Sweats]

@Sweats. I do a version of that gravy every year, what didn't you like?

Tasted horrendous. I followed the recipe precisely too. Sure I ranted about it in last years christmas thread.

 

[The Ginger Marks]

Sprouts should be thinly sliced, added to bacon lardons and sliced chestnuts and fried off

Personal preference is the onus of the cook the classic way is as I stated.

 

[Stan]

Found the elf.

 

[The Ginger Marks]

I like overcooked sprouts, got to be soft.

Are you dentally challenged luv?

 

[Sweats]

Said he was pissed, probably added coffee granules to it to thicken it up.

I'd made the gravy Christmas Eve.

 

[luvgonzo]

Tasted horrendous. I followed the recipe precisely too. Sure I ranted about it in last years christmas thread.

I use less carrots and less bacon and no cranberry sauce so it's more of a traditional meat gravy. I think he also puts cloves or something as well and that's also out.

To be honest it's only the method I use, and then freeze it so that it is all done for the day.

 

[The Ginger Marks]

Found the elf.

Thank fcuk for that I'd have been awake all night

 

[luvgonzo]

Are you dentally challenged luv?

It's just a pet hate of mine, I don't do crunchy veg that's for salad.

 

[SpursDisciple]

Are you dentally challenged luv?

Does the thought excite you?

 

[The Ginger Marks]

It's just a pet hate of mine, I don't do crunchy veg that's for salad.

Lolz, I hate poncey chefs that cook carrots in orange juice and put cloves in gravy

 

[luvgonzo]

Does the thought excite you?

@Granny HAIG

 

[Sweats]

Lolz, I hate poncey chefs that cook carrots in orange juice and put cloves in gravy

I did that last year. Braised carrots are great.

 

[The Ginger Marks]

Does the thought excite you?

Only if I was a dentist.

 

[The Ginger Marks]

I did that last year. Braised carrots are great.

Only if they're braised with butter, thyme & garlic then add the chicken stock to a boil then remove.

 

[Sweats]

Only if they're braised with butter, thyme & garlic then add the chicken stock to a boil then remove.

Just did chicken stock. No other ****. Tried the orange juice ones before and hated it.

 

[The Ginger Marks]

Just did chicken stock. No other ****. Tried the orange juice ones before and hated it.

Yeah correct they do taste like ****.

 

[Stan]

Thank fcuk for that I'd have been awake all night

I know.

 

[The Ginger Marks]

I know.

Exactly all my problems are dwarfed by the magnitude of the missing elf. Nah I only said that to be spritful, fairy enough!

 

[Stan]

Exactly all my problems are dwarfed by the magnitude of the missing elf. Nah I only said that to be spritful, fairy enough!

Do you want to know where the little ****er was hiding?

 

[SpursDisciple]

Do you want to know where the little ****er was hiding?

No.