The Christmas Thread

Tasted horrendous. I followed the recipe precisely too. Sure I ranted about it in last years christmas thread.

 

Personal preference is the onus of the cook the classic way is as I stated.

 

Found the elf.

 

Are you dentally challenged luv?

 

I'd made the gravy Christmas Eve.

 

I use less carrots and less bacon and no cranberry sauce so it's more of a traditional meat gravy. I think he also puts cloves or something as well and that's also out.

To be honest it's only the method I use, and then freeze it so that it is all done for the day.

 

Thank fcuk for that I'd have been awake all night

 

It's just a pet hate of mine, I don't do crunchy veg that's for salad.

 

Does the thought excite you?

 

Lolz, I hate poncey chefs that cook carrots in orange juice and put cloves in gravy

 

@Granny HAIG

 

I did that last year. Braised carrots are great.

 

Only if I was a dentist.

 

Only if they're braised with butter, thyme & garlic then add the chicken stock to a boil then remove.

 

Just did chicken stock. No other ****. Tried the orange juice ones before and hated it.

 

Yeah correct they do taste like ****.

 

I know.

 

Exactly all my problems are dwarfed by the magnitude of the missing elf. Nah I only said that to be spritful, fairy enough!

 

Do you want to know where the little ****er was hiding?

 

No.