Introduce yourself to Elfsborg

See you at Phoenix Sports tonight!

That train does not exist btw.

 

Does that time even exist?

 

Are you sure?

Some say Santa Clause doesn't exist ...... but I know a little girl who will argue till she's blue in the face that HE DOES

 

Yes it does - I saw the Olive Green jacket at around 5.50

 

The Orpington train does not leave at 5.35

 

I bet you're a Kajagoogoo fan Royston.

 

Photographic evidence please.

 

Look back to my 'chat' with Mr Fraeye at Colchester!

or do you want a picture of the stalker?!

 

Stalkers don't do selfies!

 

If Elfs dressed properly for work I might be tempted to talk to him, I couldn't take a risk of sitting alongside that olive green/orange/pink/purple attire.

I content myself with reading the Daily Mail.

 

theres your first clue, elfs. Look for the grant Mitchell lookalike reading the daily mail.

 

I'm NOT talking to a middle aged bloke who dresses like Timmy Mallet.

 

Ghastly comedian, but has re-invented himself as an artist. I saw some of his paintings for sale for £600-£800. Not bad either.

 

With someone eating KFC whilst playing a bit of Kajagoogoo.

 

Why don't you start singing the Roland song and see who joins in?

 

Never done either

 

I'll go in disguise then leap out of my jump suit, surprise!!!!!

 

I'm not having that, you're obviously a chicken that is too shy..................

 

Would that jump suit have been purchased from a factory direct shop in Ashford costing £120 by any chance?

 

£70 notes from the very same.