Introduce yourself to Elfsborg

The only pm I have had this week is of the menstrual variety!

 

You are a messed up man Elf, that's for sure

 

Your username is going to be very apt once the chicken/shy person is revealed.

 

I thought you said you were told by PM who it was?

 

Ah, I'd have to look back on the thread but if I did I was bulls*******!

Whoever was on the prowl needs to man up and be brave!

 

What colour jacket did Elfs wear to work today then folks

Was it:

1. Olive green

2. Pinky orange

3. Purple

 

On the other hand, more than one day may be stalking

 

A new colour? Those Ashford outlets are doing well from elfs this year.

 

Purple is the correct answer.

 

Been giving Ashford a miss for a while, my nice little purple Timberland number came from Portsmouth.

 

The geezer with the grey barnet.........................

 

?

 

Maybe 10 years ago

 

I have two spare tickets for tomorrow.

Anybody interested in going to the game and seeing 'the coat' please inbox me.

 

To the stalker, fellow fashion gurus, message board amigos and ****ers, 'the coat' will be making it's first appearance of the season tomorrow at Phoenix Sports.

Remember to say hello to Elfsborg, don't be shy(Royston).

 

I don't know what you look like.

 

Think Ronnie Corbett getting dressed wearing a blindfold

 

Spotted on the 05.35 to London this morning ...


It's green
It's back
It looks absolutely cack