Off Topic Weekend break suggestions

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Hoddle Is A God said:
Be my guest. I'd like to see you talking through your arse again.




I'm not as muscular as I used to be, when I used to work out a lot. I'm certainly quite large, but I don't think any one would call me fat. It has often been said by people that they wouldn't want to meet me in a dark alley. And they haven't all be ladies who have said that.
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... fess completely up ... you merely want to see his arse you weirdo <laugh>
 
FosseFilberto said:
.... he certainly holds the record for the most fcuk-up threads and the most literary pummelings on here ...
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You've been warned against this kind of wish-fulfilment, Bambi.

Someone would have started a HIAG's Top Ownings thread, but we'd need a team of dedicated scribes simply to keep on top of it. You'd feature quite heavily in that one, Bambi. All of your fellow segments would.
 
Hoddle Is A God said:
You've been warned against this kind of wish-fulfilment, Bambi.

Someone would have started a HIAG's Top Ownings thread, but we'd need a team of dedicated scribes simply to keep on top of it. You'd feature quite heavily in that one, Bambi. All of your fellow segments would.
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Perhaps @saints08 could start that thread for you? ... or just cut out the middle men and do it under a collective 'Gary Gimper' ... should cover his prison fetish and your more worrying one <ok>
 
FosseFilberto said:
... think that one falls squarely to @Spurlock <laugh> ... HIAG limps around the forum like an incontinent old mongrel - Spurlock loyally trots behind with his doggy pooper-scooper bags whilst never forgetting to 'like' every little puddle of liquid ****e that Old Yeller has left behind <laugh>
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That's 3 times you have tried to reel me in. You got 2 more free goes then Boom I'm making you cry Fosse.
 
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Spurlock said:
That's 3 times you have tried to reel me in. You got 2 more free goes then Boom I'm making you cry Fosse.
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Fcuk me it's Barbara Woodhouse <doh>

... does that count? .... <laugh>

....seriously though buddy, you're gonna need the Chopper to bust Saints out of prison (although he migt not be willing to leave as there are certain things he'd miss) as well as lifting the trembling one from the passenger seat of the family Rover ... I'm almost beginning to feel a little bit sorry for the both of him ... almost <whistle>
 
Tobes said:
You did exactly that on the property developer thread, when you got taken apart piece by piece. You kept digging until you were literally buried in bullshit, then you played the 'wum master' card in order to try and deflect away the humiliation of your lies being exposed. It was a genuine thing of beauty.
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Standard from HIAG. He's done the same on practically every thread that I've dismantled him on. First he claims an owning, then a bite, then he has a meltdown, posts some dumb pictures, then he claims he made a prick of himself all along as a wind up. <laugh>
 
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If you want to see an example of the perfect wum fcuk-up, you only have to look at the third of the three items in my signature. Classic Pixie, that is!
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Hoddle Is A God said:
If you want to see an example of the perfect wum fcuk-up, you only have to look at the third of the three items in my signature. Classic Pixie, that is!
<laugh>
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It would have worked if you hadn't called him 'Harry Lame' <laugh> Only you could **** up making a **** up claim.
 
Stanley said:
Never been.

Hope you have a good time. Apparently the food is very good so you won't go hungry.

Hungry!

I just got that <laugh>

That's why HIAG calls me Lightening.
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I've heard the food is bad over there. Assumed I'd be eating stew for 5 days.

Food is secondary to the booze anyway. I plan on a drunk photo in front of numerous historic buildings.
 
Sweats. said:
I've heard the food is bad over there. Assumed I'd be eating stew for 5 days.

Food is secondary to the booze anyway. I plan on a drunk photo in front of numerous historic buildings.
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They have quite a few historic buildings in various places mate, you'll need more than one photo <whistle>
 
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