What are you doing?

I've only surfed a few times since I was a student.

But, I used to scuba and had my own gear. I gave up with most British waters though. Apart from the cold, you can't see hardly a ****ing thing anyway.

 

The water is crystal clear down here. Other than in August when the algae blooms and plankton fills the water, but that's fun because it brings the Basking sharks into shore.

 

i went diving once

still picking the pubes out of my teeth



ill get me coat

 

Is that where you keep the tooth picks?

 

Is that Hiag's pubes Sucky!

 

Just once? Yawn.

 

Get the sloppy bitch to get a wax job, ffs!..

Chomping on a furry pussy!!...I'm disappointed in you, Sucky!...

 

dont be disappointed in me mate. be disappointed in ya mam.....

boom
*drops mic and leaves*

 

diddnt bother watching the england game no doubt it was pants

i done the smart thing, i smoked weed and watched gotham

 

If you've been chomping on my mum's mate, you must be ****ing desperate. She's 90!...

 

Waking up to some long awaited rain. It has been about four months of solid sunshine and the reservoirs were starting to get low. No hosepipe bans though.

 

GO AWAY!

 

Just cycled this short loop 7 miles across coast path and the moors. I can confirm, it is raining ...

 

.. is that Bodmin Gaol in the distance?

 

I'm around 50 miles west of Bodmin, go much further and you get wet toes.

Bodmin Gaol ceased to exist from around 1929. It's been known as Bodmin Jail since. HAIG nearly bought a nightclub back in 1926 at the Gaol though, they used to rock out to the Charleston and everything

 

Poldork!

 

I've been listening to music, tears for fears if you must know.

 

Of to Spoons tonight.

Probably have a plate full of poorly cooked cheap meat and eight pints of ale.

Cam't wait, especially for tomorrow morning.