What are you doing?

What does a ball have to do with you liking blokes wearing a red dress... which is quite clearly evident in your avatar

 

well if sakho in a tracksuit is a man in a red dress then one solitary ball with bloody face on it no less could easily be a cry for help, something like you aint come out yet because it could mean exile or loss of inheritance and you feel like half a man because of such circumstances

 

Sucky are you on withdrawal? Someone tied you to your bed and making you do cold turkey hardcore like Hackman in French Connection? Second day in a row you've got the beef sweats over some bantz.

My bad, I'll leave you with your fetching photo of the lady in red, and wish you score the goodness soon so that a sense of humour returns some time in the not too distant future.

Edit: Executive Decision ffs!

 

pull ya pants up trebs i was just ****in about sometimes **** gets deep

 

BOOM Sucky got Trebs good.

I often do this to Sky.

 

I fear Spurlock and Suckmyklopp are on some collective drug infused paranoid bender. Stay off the Double Zero lads, it's not for pussies

 

Are you still on the rag?

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I pity the fool who puts on my Tampax! I do! I do! I pity the fool!

 

Well that would explain the dildo I suppose mate.

 

This has to be the biggest owning since the duke of Westminster said I think I'll buy some land.

 

Got proper Man flu..

Beast flu.

In bed watching films and ****ing.

Bad times.

 

Get Spongey to come and give you a spliff you'll feel nothing

 

It's friday, I'll be back with more breaking news later.

 

...don't rush...Friday should be chill day ... with fish ...

 

The King of Thailand is dead and the country is going to observe a 12 month period of mourning.

Will this **** up Sukky's holiday plans?

 

I didn't actually die mate, just a spot of Flu. I'm doing ok (ish) on day 3.

 

I bet it's not flu. I had proper flu a few years ago and realised that every bout of "flu" I'd had before that had been a heavy cold!

Two weeks of hell!

 

I've had 'proper flu' before and was out for the count for 10 days.

This is one level below, but I've just slept for about 36 hours (minus about 2 in between to throw up and take some meds).

It's not a heavy cold. I'd go with minor case of flu.

 

Big girl's blouse.

 

Just had a row with the Mrs because she thinks I'm faking it, and also the fact she hasn't been a very good nurse since I've been ill.

The ****




Saying that she's one of these idiots that doesn't even believe that man flu exists, when there are countless research papers from some of the top professors in the field saying it does

The ****