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Match Day Thread All new Meltdown thread

Discussion in 'The Premier League' started by Brian Storm, Jul 18, 2016.

  1. Treble

    Treble Keyser Söze

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    You're looking good for top 4 tbf. Playing some really good football. But do you think you have the depth in squad?
     
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  2. Skylarker

    Skylarker PL High Commissioner

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    I'm helping him along, Bod getting in on it too.

    AVB comparisons flying about ;)
     
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  3. Treble

    Treble Keyser Söze

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    I ****ing love @StanDMan

    Has he replaced A87 as the biggest meltdown bollockbrain from London?
     
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  4. Skylarker

    Skylarker PL High Commissioner

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    Yes. Purely because we don't have the extra Euro games.

    Klopp trimmed the squad and wanted it like this, purely for that. He needs everyone on the same level.
     
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  5. Treble

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    I was thinking more of injuries.
     
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  6. Skylarker

    Skylarker PL High Commissioner

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    But we have plenty of options. If Milner gets injured we're in trouble. But he's usually strong and stays fit.

    All other positions we have decent cover/options.
     
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  7. Treble

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    I see your matchwinners in Coutinho, Firmino and Mane. Possibly Origi? They make you tick imo. You're a different, much more potent side with them.
     
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    Add Lallana and Sturridge too.

    We have lot's of options and everyone is in tune.

    Wijnaldum has been excellent in his role too.
     
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  9. Treble

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    Nah Lallana is only as good as the players around him, he's no matchwinner. Without them he's bang average. Sturridge has done nothing in a year and is a crock himself.

    The difference this season is those 3 players imo. You keep them fit and you have a fair crack at top 4.
     
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    Unlike the AVB season, they have no potential CL fluke to save their season
    if they do similar with Conte.
     
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  11. Stan

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    Guess who...

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    Here we go with my ratings & review.

    Thibo - useless and hopeless
    Ivan - Dummy
    Cahill - Assist machine for Opposition inherited coveted position from Mikel.
    Luiz - Tried to learn CB role, didn't make glaring mistakes
    Azphi - confused in his LB duty as usual - no help from Hazard
    Kante - ran himself to the ground
    Matic - Too slow and useless
    Fab - Invisible
    Hazard - Disgraceful
    Willian - InDifferent and uncharacteristic
    Costa - Tried hard - no support no player around him


    Alonso - Ok
    Batshuayi - Showed character and desire
    Pedro - Ok

    Conte - Gutless and will be sacked soon. Make JT team manager already
     
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    First ever self inflicted meltdown on Not606 carried out by @StanDMan
     
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    PINKIE Wurzel Gummidge

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    That's how you beat Chelsea and nullify Costa.

    Watch and learn spuds
     
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  14. ValleyGraduate12

    ValleyGraduate12 Aberdude's Puppet Forum Moderator

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    Our board is in utter meltdown lads as we've got a ****ing Yank in charge <wah>
     
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    Page_Moss_Kopite Well-Known Member

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    Cheer up Valley, you'll be playing Cardiff again next season, that's at least something for you to look forward to.:bandit:
     
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  16. ValleyGraduate12

    ValleyGraduate12 Aberdude's Puppet Forum Moderator

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    No we won't. Those bellends are in a bigger mess than us <laugh>
     
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    Are they trying to figure out why Brexit hasn't stopped that?
     
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    So... it turns out Sunderland agreed to buy a loan player for 10m if they stayed up last season.

    So... they stay up. The trouble was, said player was a long term sicknote and when he did play he was ****... and bearing in mind "****" is standard for Sunderland, this chap must've been extra special ****.

    So Sunderland reneg on the deal and the court of arbitration rules against them and they have to buy him because the mugs signed off on that clause <laugh>

    I hear @commachio1 is seething!
     
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  19. Spurlock

    Spurlock Homeboy Forum Moderator

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    Probably choking on his own dress.
     
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  20. I think I'll nip over to their board, later, and comfort them with a few words in their own tongue.

    They love me for that.
     
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