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I don't go on my board much these days tbh. Mainly boring, with a dash of delusion.

I prefer brutal truth.

Things like Liverpool will win the league etc.

You're looking good for top 4 tbf. Playing some really good football. But do you think you have the depth in squad?
 
You're looking good for top 4 tbf. Playing some really good football. But do you think you have the depth in squad?

Yes. Purely because we don't have the extra Euro games.

Klopp trimmed the squad and wanted it like this, purely for that. He needs everyone on the same level.
 
I was thinking more of injuries.

But we have plenty of options. If Milner gets injured we're in trouble. But he's usually strong and stays fit.

All other positions we have decent cover/options.
 
But we have plenty of options. If Milner gets injured we're in trouble. But he's usually strong and stays fit.

All other positions we have decent cover/options.

I see your matchwinners in Coutinho, Firmino and Mane. Possibly Origi? They make you tick imo. You're a different, much more potent side with them.
 
I see your matchwinners in Coutinho, Firmino and Mane. Possibly Origi? They make you tick imo. You're a different, much more potent side with them.

Add Lallana and Sturridge too.

We have lot's of options and everyone is in tune.

Wijnaldum has been excellent in his role too.
 
Add Lallana and Sturridge too.

We have lot's of options and everyone is in tune.

Wijnaldum has been excellent in his role too.

Nah Lallana is only as good as the players around him, he's no matchwinner. Without them he's bang average. Sturridge has done nothing in a year and is a crock himself.

The difference this season is those 3 players imo. You keep them fit and you have a fair crack at top 4.
 
Guess who...

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Here we go with my ratings & review.

Thibo - useless and hopeless
Ivan - Dummy
Cahill - Assist machine for Opposition inherited coveted position from Mikel.
Luiz - Tried to learn CB role, didn't make glaring mistakes
Azphi - confused in his LB duty as usual - no help from Hazard
Kante - ran himself to the ground
Matic - Too slow and useless
Fab - Invisible
Hazard - Disgraceful
Willian - InDifferent and uncharacteristic
Costa - Tried hard - no support no player around him


Alonso - Ok
Batshuayi - Showed character and desire
Pedro - Ok

Conte - Gutless and will be sacked soon. Make JT team manager already
 
That's how you beat Chelsea and nullify Costa.

Watch and learn spuds
 
So... it turns out Sunderland agreed to buy a loan player for 10m if they stayed up last season.

So... they stay up. The trouble was, said player was a long term sicknote and when he did play he was ****... and bearing in mind "****" is standard for Sunderland, this chap must've been extra special ****.

So Sunderland reneg on the deal and the court of arbitration rules against them and they have to buy him because the mugs signed off on that clause <laugh>

I hear @commachio1 is seething!
 
So... it turns out Sunderland agreed to buy a loan player for 10m if they stayed up last season.

So... they stay up. The trouble was, said player was a long term sicknote and when he did play he was ****... and bearing in mind "****" is standard for Sunderland, this chap must've been extra special ****.

So Sunderland reneg on the deal and the court of arbitration rules against them and they have to buy him because the mugs signed off on that clause <laugh>

I hear @commachio1 is seething!

I think I'll nip over to their board, later, and comfort them with a few words in their own tongue.

They love me for that.
 
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