What are you doing?

He's a Cambridge graduate don't you know?

 

You'd need a Cambridge education to understand.

 

You're not, though, Lightening. Which is why you scoff.

"Ner! Yer dern't poot fookin' left leg in't middle like that, yer daft apeth!"

We would never have permitted your sort into my college.

 

I know I hate to see appalling grammar but didn't you mean exposés. I know you appreciate this but I take no pleasure as you know ok!

 

Cambridge graduate, hot shot commercial property lawyer has to live in a Travelodge during the week to be at his client's beck and call.

Where did it all go wrong?

Why are you doing this Stan?

PS you're still confused about the spelling of Lightening/Lightning

 

Correct.

Hot Shot? I don't recall giving myself this accolade.

Commercial Property? Meh. I suppose you could stretch this definition to describe what I used to do.

Lawyer? Yes, I am qualified as one or the other.

Who said I stay at a Travelodge? Only you, Lightning.

I stay in all kinds of hotels, depending on what's available, and what my budget happens to be.

We all serve someone, Lightning.

Be more specific, please. What are you referring to? What do you mean by "go wrong?"

You said it, Lightning!

...because it so clearly rattles you, Lightening?

 

That was easier than usual.

 

Oh my ... poor old HIAG is getting well and truly slaughtered ...

 

Oh, don't try and make out that you've riled me!

Because you haven't.

Got it!

You just haven't.

I am not riled.

End of.

 

#Deltmown!

 

That's right Bambi, I am getting slaughtered.

Now, you go back to your soup, old fella. That's it. Mind your step.

 

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... oh my... the cutting wit of the of the conveyancer ...

 

HINT: The controlled manner in which I typed and set this out will inform non-segments that I was putting on a clever act.

 

Did you expect anything different today?

 

Hissy fit detected, stand back! Meltdown imminent cue Saints!

 

Too many commas.

Always too many commas in the wrong place, just so you know.

 

What's a stand band? ****ing moron.

 

Corrected as I thought one trap was enough as he's close to meltdown. I'm a caring soul you know!