What are you doing?

[Stan]

What the **** kind of punctuation is that?

He's a Cambridge graduate don't you know?

 

[Hoddle is a god]

What the **** kind of punctuation is that?

You'd need a Cambridge education to understand.

 

[Hoddle is a god]

He's a Cambridge graduate don't you know?

You're not, though, Lightening. Which is why you scoff.

"Ner! Yer dern't poot fookin' left leg in't middle like that, yer daft apeth!"

We would never have permitted your sort into my college.

 

[The Ginger Marks]

Has anyone told Bambi that the clever money is no longer placed on that whole "all Mousers claim benefits" crack? Obvious not.

Since the damning exposes during the 70s by cutting-edge documentaries and fly-on-the-wall programs, such as Panorama and Bread, times have moved on. Us normal fans no longer look upon all Mousers as scrounging, work-shy, wise-cracking chancers. Only some of them.

I know I hate to see appalling grammar but didn't you mean exposés. I know you appreciate this but I take no pleasure as you know ok!

 

[Stan]

You're not, though, Lightening. Which is why you scoff.

"Ner! Yer dern't poot fookin' left leg in't middle like that, yer daft apeth!"

We would never have permitted your sort into my college.

Cambridge graduate, hot shot commercial property lawyer has to live in a Travelodge during the week to be at his client's beck and call.

Where did it all go wrong?

Why are you doing this Stan?

PS you're still confused about the spelling of Lightening/Lightning

 

[Hoddle is a god]

Cambridge graduate...

Correct.

...hot shot commercial property lawyer...

Hot Shot? I don't recall giving myself this accolade.

Commercial Property? Meh. I suppose you could stretch this definition to describe what I used to do.

Lawyer? Yes, I am qualified as one or the other.

...has to live in a Travelodge during the week...

Who said I stay at a Travelodge? Only you, Lightning.

I stay in all kinds of hotels, depending on what's available, and what my budget happens to be.

...to be at his client's beck and call...

We all serve someone, Lightning.

Where did it all go wrong?

Be more specific, please. What are you referring to? What do you mean by "go wrong?"

Why are you doing this Stan?

You said it, Lightning!

PS you're still confused about the spelling of Lightening/Lightning

...because it so clearly rattles you, Lightening?

 

[Stan]

Correct.



Hot Shot? I don't recall giving myself this accolade.

Commercial Property? Meh. I suppose you could stretch this definition to describe what I used to do.

Lawyer? Yes, I am qualified as one or the other.




Who said I stay at a Travelodge? Only you, Lightning.

I stay in all kinds of hotels, depending on what's available, and what my budget happens to be.




We all serve someone, Lightning.




Be more specific, please. What are you referring to? What do you mean by "go wrong?"




You said it, Lightning!




...because it so clearly rates you, Lightening?

That was easier than usual.

 

[FosseFilberto]

Cambridge graduate, hot shot commercial property lawyer has to live in a Travelodge during the week to be at his client's beck and call.

Where did it all go wrong?

Why are you doing this Stan?

PS you're still confused about the spelling of Lightening/Lightning

Oh my ... poor old HIAG is getting well and truly slaughtered ...

 

[Hoddle is a god]

That was easier than usual.

Oh, don't try and make out that you've riled me!

Because you haven't.

Got it!

You just haven't.

I am not riled.

End of.

 

[FosseFilberto]

Oh, don't try and make out that you've riled me!

Because you haven't.

Got it!

You just haven't.

I am not riled.

End of.

[HASHTAG]#Deltmown[/HASHTAG]!

 

[Hoddle is a god]

Oh my ... poor old HIAG is getting well and truly slaughtered ...

That's right Bambi, I am getting slaughtered.

Now, you go back to your soup, old fella. That's it. Mind your step.

 

[Tobes]

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[FosseFilberto]

That's right Bambi, I am getting slaughtered.

Now, you go back to your soup, old fella. That's it. Mind your step.

... oh my... the cutting wit of the of the conveyancer ...

 

[Hoddle is a god]

Oh, don't try and make out that you've riled me!

Because you haven't.

Got it!

You just haven't.

I am not riled.

End of.

HINT: The controlled manner in which I typed and set this out will inform non-segments that I was putting on a clever act.

 

[The Ginger Marks]

Oh my ... poor old HIAG is getting well and truly slaughtered ...

Did you expect anything different today?

 

[The Ginger Marks]

Oh, don't try and make out that you've riled me!

Because you haven't.

Got it!

You just haven't.

I am not riled.

End of.

Hissy fit detected, stand back! Meltdown imminent cue Saints!

 

[Chief]

You'd need a Cambridge education to understand.

Too many commas.

Always too many commas in the wrong place, just so you know.

 

[Commachio]

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That must have been at the sellers house. There is a garage.

 

[luvgonzo]

Hissy fit detected, stand back! Meltdown imminent cue Saints!

What's a stand band? ****ing moron.

 

[The Ginger Marks]

What's a stand band? ****ing moron.

Corrected as I thought one trap was enough as he's close to meltdown. I'm a caring soul you know!