The HAIG vs PISKIE bet thread

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In hindsight, I didn't even need to land any hits on this thread. HIAG windmilled himself into a self KO <laugh>
 
Has anybody seen @Hoddle Is A God ? He seems to have gone a bit quiet after this confession .....


Hoddle Is A God said:
Pixie has been too clever. His goading has left me with a "damned if I do/damned if I don't" situation. Either way, he's going to crow about me being a bottler.

Therefore, I have taken control of my own destiny, voluntarily increasing the period of time over which I must carry an Arsenal avatar by a substantial margin, but in a way that denies Pixie his gloating.

Pixie is going to continue to scream "bottler" regardless (he'd do that even if I changed my avatar), but the lads will know my reasons for not carrying that particular avatar, and that I have, nonetheless, stepped up to the mark and honoured the bet.
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PISKIE said:
Has anybody seen @Hoddle Is A God ? He seems to have gone a bit quiet after this confession .....
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I play in a band, Pixie. On Saturday mornings I'm in the habit of making love to wife, and late morning/early afternoon I generally take my 6 year out to breakfast.

In other words, I have a life, Pixie. I'm not a bored and washed up shop-keeper, sat in an empty shop scratching my balls, waiting for a customer to accidentally wander in, lost, and buy some my ****ty merchandise.
 
Hoddle Is A God said:
I play in a band, Pixie. On Saturday mornings I'm in the habit of making love to wife, and late morning/early afternoon I generally take my 6 year out to breakfast.

In other words, I have a life, Pixie. I'm not a bored and washed up shop-keeper, sat in an empty shop scratching my balls, waiting for a customer to accidentally wander in, lost, and buy some my ****ty merchandise.
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<laugh><laugh> Almost as good as the car crash but with less fluid!
 
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Hoddle Is A God said:
I play in a band, Pixie. On Saturday mornings I'm in the habit of making love to wife, and late morning/early afternoon I generally take my 6 year out to breakfast.

In other words, I have a life, Pixie. I'm not a bored and washed up shop-keeper, sat in an empty shop scratching my balls, waiting for a customer to accidentally wander in, lost, and buy some my ****ty merchandise.
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Doesnt your other child get breakfast ?
 
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