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I'm off! - 2016 Special Edition (to Vegas!)

Discussion in 'The Premier League' started by Hoddle is a god, Aug 9, 2016.

  1. The Ginger Marks

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    I have to say that your reverse psychology ruse worked a treat! You clearly know him better than anyone and if I hadn't read he was going to keep the Adams avatar for the whole season I'd never have believed it. Great work <laugh>
     
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  2. PINKIE

    PINKIE Wurzel Gummidge

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    I simply feed out more and more rope, whilst HIAG thrashes around tying himself up in knots :)
     
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  3. luvgonzo

    luvgonzo Pisshead

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    Lots of back slapping going on here, you might as well be congratulating yourselves for getting one up on on Jeremy Beadle in a thumb war.
     
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  4. PINKIE

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    <laugh>
     
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  5. NSIS

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    It's ok, Gonz, I don't think this particular pot will go off the boil anytime soon!...
     
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  6. @luvgonzo

    Unfortunately, Pixie has ruined if for everyone, mate. If only he hadn't goaded me too far with all that "bottling it" bollocks.

    So, what I have decided to do is to carry the current avatar all season, not just for one month. Not only does Pixie (and his twat band of cohorts) get what he wants, but I voluntarily subsume a far greater burden, thereby making it abundantly clear that I am not bottling it. Pixie is, thereby, rendered a fool yet again.
     
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  7. PINKIE

    PINKIE Wurzel Gummidge

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    #bottler
     
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  8. Highburyal

    Highburyal Cun.t Chops

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    #dildo-gate Bottler
     
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  9. Bottler?

    So, let me get this straight...

    Carrying one avatar of Adams for an entire season is bottling it over carrying another avatar for only a month?


    Yeah, that makes perfect sense.
    <doh>
     
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  10. Zanjinho

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  11. Highburyal

    Highburyal Cun.t Chops

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    Well obviously because you reneged on the deal! You agreed to Tony with the league trophy and now you have Tony showing the size of the Dildo you try to finger with his hands...I would say that's bottling it...
     
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  12. Highburyal

    Highburyal Cun.t Chops

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    #bottler
     
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  13. Jurgen, I get it.

    However, Pixie has been too clever. His goading has left me with a "damned if I do/damned if I don't" situation. Either way, he's going to crow about me being a bottler.

    Therefore, I have taken control of my own destiny, voluntarily increasing the period of time over which I must carry an Arsenal avatar by a substantial margin, but in a way that denies Pixie his gloating.

    Pixie is going to continue to scream "bottler" regardless (he'd do that even if I changed my avatar), but the lads will know my reasons for not carrying that particular avatar, and that I have, nonetheless, stepped up to the mark and honoured the bet.
     
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  14. If you carry on with that attitude, I will simply change my avatar back to my old one, immediately.
     
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  15. Highburyal

    Highburyal Cun.t Chops

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    See this face! Not Bothered!

    You are a #bottler anyway and probably looking for any excuse to change it back to the original avatar...go on #bottler do it now then!
     
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  16. Highburyal

    Highburyal Cun.t Chops

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    You haven't honoured anything! If you truly are big shot lawyer you make out to be then I am afraid to say most lawyers don't have any honour and I work with enough to know what they are like!
     
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    luvgonzo Pisshead

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    The fallout and screams of bottling along with the outrage would be quite spectaclar. I'm not in any way encouraging this move though. <whistle>
     
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  18. NSIS

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    Enter Piskie, stage right....
     
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  19. Bottle-gate!
     
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  20. The Ginger Marks

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    Go one take the piss out of someone who dealt a bad hand. :bandit:
     
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