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The HAIG vs PISKIE bet thread

Discussion in 'The Premier League' started by luvgonzo, Feb 4, 2016.

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  1. Spurlock

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    Does all Chelsea merchandise come with 'A ****' abbreviated on it?
     
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    Rufus deserves to start in the 'lads XI'
     
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  3. I'm thinking of playing him at Left Back, mate.
     
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    A Kebab?
     
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    He's certainly been playing you, all over the park. <laugh>
     
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    When Piskie and HIAG enter a thread on the PL board...



    <laugh>
     
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    <laugh>
     
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    In hindsight, I didn't even need to land any hits on this thread. HIAG windmilled himself into a self KO <laugh>
     
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    **** me, I laughed my circumcised cock off watching that <laugh>
     
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    ..tantric **** ... Impressive brother... :)
     
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    Has anybody seen @Hoddle Is A God ? He seems to have gone a bit quiet after this confession .....


     
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    please log in to view this image
     
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  13. The Ginger Marks

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    Gone to Blackpool in the Rover 25 post meltdown hols
     
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  14. I play in a band, Pixie. On Saturday mornings I'm in the habit of making love to wife, and late morning/early afternoon I generally take my 6 year out to breakfast.

    In other words, I have a life, Pixie. I'm not a bored and washed up shop-keeper, sat in an empty shop scratching my balls, waiting for a customer to accidentally wander in, lost, and buy some my ****ty merchandise.
     
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    You call your dildo 'wife' ? That's taking things a bit far isn't it ?
     
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    <laugh><laugh> Almost as good as the car crash but with less fluid!
     
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    And more gas ...
     
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    Doesnt your other child get breakfast ?
     
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    HIAG drives around in a top of the range convertible Merc AMG, whilst he makes his wife drive a clapped out old Rover 25. There's no way a selfish **** like that would provide breakfast for both of his children.
     
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  20. He's a lot older, and doesn't want to have breakfast with his Daddy any more. He'd much rather stay in bed, or stay round his mates. Perhaps you don't know what teenagers are like?
     
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