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I'm off! - 2016 Special Edition (to Vegas!)

Discussion in 'The Premier League' started by Hoddle is a god, Aug 9, 2016.

  1. Stan

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    Serious accidents like HIAG's are reported on traffic updates. The death of a woman and her two young children on the M3 would definitely make the local, and probably national, media outlets. Should be easy for HIAG to qualify his story.
     
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  2. Treble

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    In London they're a regular occurrence tbf. Awful place.
     
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  3. Stan

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    He was in between Winchester and Basingstoke. Miles from London.

    It is an awful place though.
     
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  4. Treble

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    Bloody hell Vegas really has gone downhill. Literally and figuratively!
     
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  5. King Ossie64

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    Only in your head where everything is Hiag and reality never surfaces. You can fabricate the past to suit yourself but you'll never get away with lying about a near fatal accident involving your family just to gain sympathy after you had been entirely ridiculed by all the lads and segments from your dildo.
     
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    Holy fuk HAIG ....hope all are recoverying and well .And don't mind the loser brigade .
    Imagine , everyone demanding proof . Losers squared .
     
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  7. You need to watch the movie "The Human Centipede."

    Basically, Pixie is the head, and Stan is the first segment, with his nose stuck firmly up Pixie's arse. Then comes Skiddy (with his nose stuck firmly up Stan's arse). Then comes Tobes, I think. Then Gary The Glitter fan, all the way down to RobbieIQ12. A long line of segments, with Pixie at the head.

    Not one of the lads is a segment.
     
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  8. Cheers, Roofy.

    The family is fine.

    I bought the wife a new car, yesterday. I think it's important that she gets back on the road as quickly as possible. She seems okay, albeit that we're all suffering a bit of whiplash.
     
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  9. King Ossie64

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    No us lads are the ones laughing at your dildo segments with you at the head and the roofer sniffing your arse with SD the tail. There would have been more but they all deserted you after making up that awful story about your family nearly dying then added after everyone disbelieved your then you lied about the police and ambulance attending.
    You are a very sick man who needs attention fast.
     
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  10. King Ossie64

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    Another Wum **** up <laugh> yesterday you were all assessed and told you wasn't injured enough to go to hospital now your all suffering whiplash? keep digging yourself in boy<laugh>

    You couldn't write it!
     
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  11. Tobes

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    Which model of imaginary car did you buy her?
     
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  12. Imaginary? Lamborghini Aventador

    In reality, a low-mileage Rover 25.
     
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  13. Treble

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    Little difference between the Reliant Robin you had before tbf. Only the extra wheel.
     
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  14. The car that was written-off was a 2004 Peugeot 307. I'd been telling the missus to get rid of it for ages, but my missus is the most difficult person to buy anything for. The only car she wants is a new ML350 Blue-Tec, and I cannot afford to buy her one of those, at the moment.
     
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  15. Tobes

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    She must have been delighted to have been presented with a Rover 25 mate.
     
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  16. She chose it.

    I suggested all kinds of cars within our budget, but that is what she wanted. Her choice, not mine.

    So, there is no wummery to see, here.
     
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  17. King Ossie64

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    Assuming you were insured why didn't you contact your insurance company? Usually they will provide you with a replacement car while your ****box is being repaired or replaced or was it just third party only. Another wum **** up.<laugh>
     
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  18. I'm not sure what part of "write-off" you don't understand, Gary.
     
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  19. Tobes

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    Rover 25 - The car of choice for women of super model looks everywhere

    <laugh>
     
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  20. Tobes

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    So they've already had the assessor out and sent you a cheque then?

    As otherwise they would have surely provided a loan car until it was either repaired or written off?
     
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