I'm off! - 2016 Special Edition (to Vegas!)

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Serious accidents like HIAG's are reported on traffic updates. The death of a woman and her two young children on the M3 would definitely make the local, and probably national, media outlets. Should be easy for HIAG to qualify his story.
 
Gary is upset with me, generally, mainly because I am a constant reminder to him of the massive gulf between us in intellect, for which he continually tried to get me banned from the Chelsea board. It didn't help that his own turned on him and forced him into exile among the lady-boys of Bankok.

Only in your head where everything is Hiag and reality never surfaces. You can fabricate the past to suit yourself but you'll never get away with lying about a near fatal accident involving your family just to gain sympathy after you had been entirely ridiculed by all the lads and segments from your dildo.
 
Thank you.

My wife was terribly shaken up. Our 14 year old, who was sitting in the front passenger seat suffered a few minor cuts from where the windscreen exploded inwards. Myself and my 6 year old, who were both sitting in the back, were asleep and were woken by the impact.

The car is a write-off. The police and the salvage crew told us that we are all very lucky to be alive, and if you saw the car you'd understand why they'd say that.

We were dumped at Winchester Services with all our bags and cases, and were it not for the generosity of two family members, who drove some distance to collect us, we would have been stranded for many more hours than we were.

It is very difficult to let too much get you down when you have this kind of experience, so I don't mind the segments having their fun. It makes them happy.
Holy fuk HAIG ....hope all are recoverying and well .And don't mind the loser brigade .
Imagine , everyone demanding proof . Losers squared .
 
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WTF is a segment???? I'm not up on the lingo of you young whippersnappers :(

You need to watch the movie "The Human Centipede."

Basically, Pixie is the head, and Stan is the first segment, with his nose stuck firmly up Pixie's arse. Then comes Skiddy (with his nose stuck firmly up Stan's arse). Then comes Tobes, I think. Then Gary The Glitter fan, all the way down to RobbieIQ12. A long line of segments, with Pixie at the head.

Not one of the lads is a segment.
 
Holy fuk HAIG ....hope all are recoverying and well .And don't mind the loser brigade .
Imagine , everyone demanding proof . Losers squared .

Cheers, Roofy.

The family is fine.

I bought the wife a new car, yesterday. I think it's important that she gets back on the road as quickly as possible. She seems okay, albeit that we're all suffering a bit of whiplash.
 
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You need to watch the movie "The Human Centipede."

Basically, Pixie is the head, and Stan is the first segment, with his nose stuck firmly up Pixie's arse. Then comes Skiddy (with his nose stuck firmly up Stan's arse). Then comes Tobes, I think. Then Gary The Glitter fan, all the way down to RobbieIQ12. A long line of segments, with Pixie at the head.

Not one of the lads is a segment.

No us lads are the ones laughing at your dildo segments with you at the head and the roofer sniffing your arse with SD the tail. There would have been more but they all deserted you after making up that awful story about your family nearly dying then added after everyone disbelieved your then you lied about the police and ambulance attending.
You are a very sick man who needs attention fast.
 
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Cheers, Roofy.

The family is fine.

I bought the wife a new car, yesterday. I think it's important that she gets back on the road as quickly as possible. She seems okay, albeit that we're all suffering a bit of whiplash.

Another Wum **** up <laugh> yesterday you were all assessed and told you wasn't injured enough to go to hospital now your all suffering whiplash? keep digging yourself in boy<laugh>

You couldn't write it!
 
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I bought the wife a new car, yesterday. I think it's important that she gets back on the road as quickly as possible. She seems okay, albeit that we're all suffering a bit of whiplash.

Which model of imaginary car did you buy her?
 
Little difference between the Reliant Robin you had before tbf. Only the extra wheel.

The car that was written-off was a 2004 Peugeot 307. I'd been telling the missus to get rid of it for ages, but my missus is the most difficult person to buy anything for. The only car she wants is a new ML350 Blue-Tec, and I cannot afford to buy her one of those, at the moment.
 
She must have been delighted to have been presented with a Rover 25 mate.

She chose it.

I suggested all kinds of cars within our budget, but that is what she wanted. Her choice, not mine.

So, there is no wummery to see, here.
 
She chose it.

I suggested all kinds of cars within our budget, but that is what she wanted. Her choice, not mine.

So, there is no wummery to see, here.

Assuming you were insured why didn't you contact your insurance company? Usually they will provide you with a replacement car while your ****box is being repaired or replaced or was it just third party only. Another wum **** up.<laugh>
 
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She chose it.

I suggested all kinds of cars within our budget, but that is what she wanted. Her choice, not mine.

So, there is no wummery to see, here.
Rover 25 - The car of choice for women of super model looks everywhere

<laugh>