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I'm off! - 2016 Special Edition (to Vegas!)

Discussion in 'The Premier League' started by Hoddle is a god, Aug 9, 2016.

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  1. Hoddle is a god

    Hoddle is a god Guest

    Wish me luck, boys!

    Hopefully, I can catch the start of the season in one of their Sports Bars.

    I hear they have lovely beaches in Vegas.

    I'll bring you back a stick of rock.

    See ya, wouldn't wanna be ya!
     
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    Hoddle is a god, Aug 9, 2016
  2. Treble

    Treble Keyser Söze

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    <laugh>


    That is all.
     
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  3. Lovearsenalcock

    Lovearsenalcock Homeboy
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    Let me know what the hoes are saying.
     
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  4. armchairblue

    armchairblue Well-Known Member

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    Put it all on red.
     
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    armchairblue, Aug 9, 2016
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  5. Stan

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    Cheapest time of the year to visit a cheap place.

    Who goes to the desert in August?
     
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  6. Treble

    Treble Keyser Söze

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    A camel?
     
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  7. armchairblue

    armchairblue Well-Known Member

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    Why go all that way to lose your house?
     
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  8. Treble

    Treble Keyser Söze

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    I'm expecting HIAG to come back hitched to some drag act he picked up in a seedy vegas show who he's married in a drunken stooper in the "Liberace Chapel of Love" by Elvis.
     
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  9. Treble

    Treble Keyser Söze

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    Meet "Mrs" HIAG...

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    "she'll" eat him alive tbh
     
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    Bald Archie Not606 Official Lurker

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  11. Treble

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  12. Lovearsenalcock

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    Put it all on the black
     
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  13. Tobes

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    Get on the beak, it'll end up like Hangover 3, Mrs HIAG might end up on the right end of a dildo.

    Avoid the poker tables in the big casinos btw love - you'll get mugged right off.
     
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  14. FosseFilberto

    FosseFilberto Pizzeria Superiore and some ...
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    ... best leave the Dildo in your hotel room Blaggins! :)
     
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  15. Hoddle is a god

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    At the hotel near Gatwick. We have to be up at 5:30pm, to drive to the car parking facility, and start the laborious checking-in process for 7:30am.

    This is the reason I don't fly long distance very often. That, and the fact that you can't get very far on a burger-flipper's salary.

    Will be glad to get there after the 10 hour flight.
     
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  16. Stan

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    I always suspected that you spent most of the day scratching your dildo in bed. It explains the 3am rants.

    Still, a rare treat for you to book a hotel airport so you can lie in until late afternoon.
     
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    Stan, Aug 9, 2016
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  17. Highburyal

    Highburyal Cun.t Chops

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    Dont talk about his missus like that!
     
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  18. Commachio

    Commachio Rambo 2021

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    Hope the plane dont crash.
     
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  19. The Ginger Marks

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    Nice hotel, is this where the 'lads' go?
     
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  20. luvgonzo

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    Remember to post some pics. With your new avatar.
     
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