I'm off! - 2016 Special Edition (to Vegas!)

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FosseFilberto said:
I wouldn't normally do this ... but it's "You're" ... plus it's actually Trigonella foenum-graecum and Cannabis ...

PS Can you girls sort your Quote paramaters ... it's very confusing and could lead to me taking the piss out of the wrong person ...
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Just keeping you on your toes with that one Fosse, well played.
 
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Hoddle Is A God said:
Thank you.

My wife was terribly shaken up. Our 14 year old, who was sitting in the front passenger seat suffered a few minor cuts from where the windscreen exploded inwards. Myself and my 6 year old, who were both sitting in the back, were asleep and were woken by the impact.

The car is a write-off. The police and the salvage crew told us that we are all very lucky to be alive, and if you saw the car you'd understand why they'd say that.

We were dumped at Winchester Services with all our bags and cases, and were it not for the generosity of two family members, who drove some distance to collect us, we would have been stranded for many more hours than we were.

It is very difficult to let too much get you down when you have this kind of experience, so I don't mind the segments having their fun. It makes them happy.
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The fact you all made it out alive and with only minor injuries is what counts. Everything else can be replaced <ok>

I wouldn't worry about the Reliant Robin mate <whistle>
 
Hoddle Is A God said:
Thank you.

My wife was terribly shaken up. Our 14 year old, who was sitting in the front passenger seat suffered a few minor cuts from where the windscreen exploded inwards. Myself and my 6 year old, who were both sitting in the back, were asleep and were woken by the impact.

The car is a write-off. The police and the salvage crew told us that we are all very lucky to be alive, and if you saw the car you'd understand why they'd say that.

We were dumped at Winchester Services with all our bags and cases, and were it not for the generosity of two family members, who drove some distance to collect us, we would have been stranded for many more hours than we were.

It is very difficult to let too much get you down when you have this kind of experience, so I don't mind the segments having their fun. It makes them happy.
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You were lucky by the sound of it.

A guy I know did similar when taking his wife and kids to the airport in the early hours for a winter ski holiday, and he's now paralysed from just below the neck the poor ****er, fortunately his wife and 2 kids escaped unharmed.

You should be thanking your lucky stars HIAG
 
Tobes said:
You should be thanking your lucky stars HIAG
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I am, Tobes, trust me!

The recovery bloke said that only two weeks earlier, a mother and her two youngest children died on the same stretch of road, in a very similar accident.
 
Laughable bollocks as per Hiag, this thread has been another wum **** up that went wrong as they all do. But I have to say it has been very enjoyable seeing all the lads take bites out of the fabricated holiday intinerary especially as you dug yourself in deeper and deeper with every post.

All the lads have shown top banter and it has been enjoyable for us all and clearly not what you intended. But credit where its due the faux car crash was a master stroke in sympathy farming. May I suggest on your next adventure you get abducted by dildo wielding aliens who believe you may be their missing link?
 
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King Ossie64 said:
Laughable bollocks as per Hiag, this thread has been another wum **** up that went wrong as they all do. But I have to say it has been very enjoyable seeing all the lads take bites out of the fabricated holiday intinerary especially as you dug yourself in deeper and deeper with every post.

All the lads have shown top banter and it has been enjoyable for us all and clearly not what you intended. But credit where its due the faux car crash was a master stroke in sympathy farming. May I suggest on your next adventure you get abducted by dildo wielding aliens who believe you may be their missing link?
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With his tale of woe he should go on X factor as they love a good sob story from the **** contestants
 
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Just Stan said:
HIAG has sunk to a new low in his desperate need for attention. Very crass.
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I hope that tale isn't a figment of his imagination, as that would be sick tbh

I'm going to give him the benefit of the doubt, albeit I reckon he's over egged the scale of the collision
 
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Surely even a seasoned bullshitter like HIAG wouldn't sink so low, as to make up a near fatal accident simply to crave sympathy because he's had the piss ripped out of his thread.

Would he ?
 
Tobes said:
I hope that tale isn't a figment of his imagination, as that would be sick tbh

I'm going to give him the benefit of the doubt, albeit I reckon he's over egged the scale of the collision
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I found it surprising that a near fatal accident where the windscreen exploded in and his son revived cuts and bruises didn't result in a trip to A&E, at least even for a check up.

Maybe they just had a prang in the car park of McDonald's at the motorway services on the way home from Blackpool.
 
PISKIE said:
I found it surprising that a near fatal accident where the windscreen exploded in and his son revived cuts and bruises didn't result in a trip to A&E, at least even for a check up.

Maybe they just had a prang in the car park of McDonald's at the motorway services on the way home from Blackpool.
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This is true. A write off motorway crash would see the blue lights arrive and a trip in the back of an ambulance to get the cuts checked out and any potential whiplash injuries assessed, would surely be more likely than being dropped off at the services with your bags like.....

As I said, over egged.
 
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