Transfer Rumours 2016/17 City Transfer Thread

There's an obvious flaw to this in that Jones is playing for a vastly superior team so his stats are bound to be better, I prefer Chester as a player myself

 

If you could put the brain of Chester into the body of Jones you would have the perfect defender. Thursday Charity Shield week and we have no manager and one signing from weeks ago for the youth team, **** me things are grim

 

why does playing for a better team increase your Pass Completion %, or allow you to make more interceptions. If anything, Chester would have the advantage here - more chance to make interceptions as City would have been defending more, and Utd play out from the back more, which means there is more opportunity for Jones to mis-place passes

 

Have we signed anyone yet?

 

God knows who to believe.

 

Don't be daft lad.

This thread is for petty squabbles not transfer news.

 

Fancy buying Ulloa of us?

Talk that if we can shift him then we'll go for Islam Slimani.

 

To be fair, there isn't any transfer news apart from a couple potentially leaving.

 

Yes, please. Tell your lot to give Ehab a bell.

 

I almost laughed, but you lot really are in the ****. Even I can't kick you while you're down.

 

Everyone stopped reading when the word BUY popped up! What's is this BUYING thingy?

 

Now the players are taking the piss!
Ehab will have Curtis on the naughty step for that!

 

The obvious flaw isn't so obvious: in a worse side Chester will have more chances at blocks and interceptions as the opposition will be attacking more frequently, and yet Jones was still superior in those stats.

 

I'm guessing Hernandez took the photo? Or has he popped over to Torino's training camp I wonder?

 

Beat me to it.

 

No Maloney either?

 

Think Maloney is in the treatment room.

 

Since when? Didn't hear about that.

Also missing the two keepers.

So Hernandez + Maloney + Maguire (due back soon-ish) + Kuciak + Jak makes that thought a bit less glum. Still pretty bad though.

 

Fantastic way to publicise the mess at the club right now.

Self-deprecating and witty, from those within the beast, yet laying it bare.

Ehab will not like this act of subversion.