Off Topic The Newcastle United board ......

[Billy Death]

They still can't get over some sheep shagger dangling on a string.
Albert ****ed it, the turncoat twat.
He is now reaping what he has sown.

 

[Smug in Boots]

They still can't get over some sheep shagger dangling on a string.
Albert ****ed it, the turncoat twat.
He is now reaping what he has sown.

He wasn't anywhere near as clever as he thought and believed his continual arse licking would make him liked.

When he chickened out of his arse baring bet people realised he was just the bull merchant we'd been saying.

It must've been humiliating when the Supermods stepped in to publicly tell him off

 

[Somebodys pinched my sombrero]

But they keep changing their bloody names.

Sorry, I meant the other forum. Not not606.

 

[Somebodys pinched my sombrero]

Not 1 post in the last 6 hours. They all must be on holiday at haggerston castle.

I've just arrived at Santorini

Too bliddy hot for me.....

 

[Commachio]

I've just arrived at Santorini

Too bliddy hot for me.....

Go look at the boobies...

 

[Somebodys pinched my sombrero]

I've just arrived at Santorini

Too bliddy hot for me.....

I'm actually at Kefalonia.

 

[Blunham Mackem]

I've just arrived at Santorini

Too bliddy hot for me.....

No one told you Pompeii is rumbling again?

Rather you than me mate

 

[Commachio]

I've just arrived at Santorini

Too bliddy hot for me.....

I'm actually at Kefalonia.

ya mentalist.

 

[Somebodys pinched my sombrero]

ya mentalist.

It's the heat

Just having a few Mythos till we get picked up.

 

[Merino's Ballerina Feet]

 

[Smug in Boots]

That's me laughing at your username ....... it doesn't actually make any sense.

 

[Commachio]

****ing hell


http://www.not606.com/threads/some-...the-juices-flowing-for-our-new-season.333556/

 

[cumbrianmackem]

Like all fans if they are watching a side winning regularily then they will be made up, Dosent seem to matter which league you happen to be in.

 

[Commachio]

Like all fans if they are watching a side winning regularily then they will be made up, Dosent seem to matter which league you happen to be in.

You do realise this is the NE1 orcs. Barca of the north, Man Utd's competition. Toon army, 400 seat buses, professional steak bake eating champions?

 

[Billy Death]

There's an old tart gets in our club. Mag through & through.
As long as they finish above us she's happy, filthy mouth on her too, dirty old trollop.

 

[Commachio]

There's an old tart gets in our club. Mag through & through.
As long as they finish above us she's happy, filthy mouth on her too, dirty old trollop.

Gazza's mam?

 

[crumble bungle]

There's an old tart gets in our club. Mag through & through.
As long as they finish above us she's happy, filthy mouth on her too, dirty old trollop.

have you boned her though?

 

[Commachio]

have you boned her though?

No. But he liked her gusset like a snake flicking its tongue.

 

[Billy Death]

I wouldn't ****ing touch her with a barge pole.
Horrible old slag.

 

[Tel (they/them)]

400 seat buses