What kind of shop does Pixie run?

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Hoddle Is A God said:
Hey, Ozzie!

I've got you down as a segment for Pixie's Human Centipede XI, mate. Your profile reads, "Seedy midfield signing from the Far East, lacking any creative input, and cynically to appease the club's porn industry sponsors."

I think you are going to have your nose pushed firmly up CFC's arse, mate, if that's okay?
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Nah don't appeal to me I'm having too much fun with 'The Lads' on your Dildo fingering thread. Hope you have holidays coming up! <laugh><laugh>
 
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Just Stan said:
If you're not one of the lads that only leaves @Spurlock and @SpursDisciple
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This is an extremely juvenile attitude to take.

Being one of the lads has nothing to do with supporting me. As I have said many times, either you are a lad or you are not. Neither does "not being a lad" make you a segment of Pixie's Human Centipede, it merely makes you a dork.

I don't get to decide who is and who is not a lad, Stan. Sorry, mate.
 
King Ossie64 said:
Nah don't appeal to me I'm having too much fun with 'The Lads' on your Dildo fingering thread. Hope you have holidays coming up! <laugh><laugh>
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You are not one of the lads, mate. No segment can possibly be one of the lads.

The team-sheets will be announced very shortly.
 
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Hoddle Is A God said:
You are not one of the lads, mate. No segment can possibly be one of the lads.

The team-sheets will be announced very shortly.
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Mate, the lads have made it clear that they don't want to be associated with a dildo fingering sycophant.

Only spurlock is left and even he is considering whether to renew his contract. Your 'team' is going to consist of one person, you.
 
Tsk! You bunch of jokers!

Cult of HIAG, indeed!

Next, you'll be telling me that we all worship a totem in the shape of a giant dildo!

Tsk!
 
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Hoddle Is A God said:
The team-sheets will be announced very shortly.
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I can't wait for this thread, you're clearly putting a lot of time, effort and energy into trying to demonstrate that I've not wound you up.

Judging by how well this thread is going for you, I reckon the 'lads' are going to have a field day taking the piss out of this latest impending **** up :)
 
luvgonzo said:
I read that as he never actually ****s up but just has many **** ups waiting to happen? <cheers>
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You read it wrong then. Along with your awful spelling and grammar, I'm beginning to wonder if I need to start a luv **** up thread too <whistle>
 
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