You're gonna be kicked off the 'Dildo fingering all stars XI' team for taking the piss out of HIAG mate.
That's just spurlock up front and HIAG 'in the hole'. No goalie.
You're gonna be kicked off the 'Dildo fingering all stars XI' team for taking the piss out of HIAG mate.
That's just spurlock up front and HIAG 'in the hole'. No goalie.
Has @Spurlock actually agreed to be part of the dildo fingerers ? This might be his last chance to back out before HIAG puts him on the team sheet.
It's not the first or indeed the last time that HIAG has been compared to Forrest 'chump'
Perhaps Spurlock will decide to run his contract down and join his bitter rivals for free like his hero Sol !
or he could stay and be as good as Soldildo was for Spurs
Did you ever think you would be reduced to writing such drivel?
@SpursDisciple is going to get kicked off the team when HIAG finds out he's been taking the piss out of his dildo fingers.
I'd consider that a blessing in disguise if I were him.
Is that spit and polish Hiag's dildo ?
is fingering a dildo something you do at Cambridge or is it a Bodmin Gaol thing
Me and my agent are in negotiations with the club. No more questions about my contract like. The whole squad is united and we look forward to the season ahead.
Cheers, no problem, cheers.
Cheers, no problem, cheers.
The whole squad is you and HIAG. Spurs disciple had his contract terminated for taking the piss out of Dildo Blaggins.
You might want to read my book when it comes out, just saying.
I have just heard on Talkshite Radio that they have heard a rumour from an unnamed source that you were on the brink of joining your bitterest rivals but the deal collapsed as you failed the medical !
Also according to SlySpurts News you have been reported for failing a drugs test and they are awaiting the result of your B test.
Would you care to comment on either of these breaking news stories or do we have to speak to your agent who is your mum
training went well today ive no comment on the rest of your questions.
see you later
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Lol his nose is bigger than his cock
Hey, Ozzie!
I've got you down as a segment for Pixie's Human Centipede XI, mate. Your profile reads, "Seedy midfield signing from the Far East, lacking any creative input, and cynically to appease the club's porn industry sponsors."
I think you are going to have your nose pushed firmly up CFC's arse, mate, if that's okay?
It's all bollocks, innit. My boy he dont be taking none of them drug 'fings. Is all good home grown weed innit?...
He's a good boy, what looks after 'is old mum, innit...
Spurlock's agent.
He's a good boy, what looks after 'is old mum, innit...
Spurlock's agent.
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Nope, you will be starring as one of the segments in Pixie's Human Centipede XI, my friend. You're right behind Stan, mate.