Just read these, ****ing brilliant. Made me laugh out loud, just what I needed with all this **** around at the mo.
Slightly dated (2008) Jim Bullard, Bullard, He's better than Steve Gerrard, He's thinner than Frank Lampard, Jim Bullard, Bullard." Fulham fans salute Jimmy Bullard.
Just how does this thread cheer one up. The only thing that will do that is word that the Allams have left the building. ALLAMS OUT
Hillary Clinton decided to send Donald Trump a letter to let him know how she felt about him. Trump opened the letter and it appeared to contain a single line coded message: 370HSSV 0773H Trump was baffled, so he e-mailed it to Vanessa Trump and his children. Vanessa Trump and the children had no clue either, so they sent it to the FBI. No one could solve it at FBI, CIA or NASA. They eventually asked Britain's MI6 for help. Within minutes, MI6 cabled this reply: "Tell Mr Trump that he is holding the message upside down."
Other than the obvious, can you guess what these pictures are? please log in to view this image Spoiler Butterfly and moth wings Well I thought it was good.
I was packing for my business trip and my three year old granddaughter was having a wonderful time playing on the bed. At one point she said, "Grandad, look at this," and stuck out two of her fingers. Trying to keep her entertained, I reached out and stuck her tiny fingers in my mouth and said, "Grandad's gonna eat your fingers," pretending to eat them. I went back to packing, looked back and my granddaughter who was standing on the bed staring at her fingers with a devastated look on her face. I said, "What's wrong, darling?" She replied, "What happened to my bogie?"
